intestinal fartitude possible

release at any

 caution hazard warning

unless certain party

has no smoking

or open flames

in near vicinity

of  projectile gas

decreasing risk of

third degree burns

health and safety

are paramount during

the venting process

otherwise fatalities occur

which should be

avoided at all

costs if possible

as insurance claims

mount as panic

erupts during analysis

of lackadaisical actions

by inconsiderate imbeciles

thinking only they

can wear tutu's

in high heels