did you not notice all the off topic posts disappeared?

So that's what OTP means and no I didn't notice. Ban must've been too heavy. Oh well...did the questions get answered or do I have to get bigger pockets to hold them all?

Maybe you should be banned for having small pockets?

Or maybe not enough?

Don't your pockets serve 'another' purpose?

Well that's what I hear... being your hands are most often in 'em.

Wonder if that's why Confucious say: "Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day."??

*Edit*

BTW, Bichur, I just noticed your avatar... is that a broadband modem to show off that you're no longer on dial-up??

Don't wanna know, I'm only asking.

Broad Band, dial up...it's all the same Internet crap, so does getting served the crap faster make it better?

[and G-d Bless kryo and whoever else for getting that stuff off WC]

Doc, what's up (can't resist hehe)  But really doc, you've been melancholy,bland,unexcited......life is to short darlin

Not much...moving blues.

"What's up?", asked the Gastroenterologist.

Hear about the guy who had his whole left side amputated? He's all right now.

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Who cares?

It doesn't matter who else cares. You gotta care. Or else your body turns into a shell, and these thoughts turns into a bad and hard habit to break

Know what I mean   I care

Hey Doc...got the blahs? Do this...

      Go to the store. Find the cookie aisle. Find the chewy gooey chocolatechip pack marked chewy gooey chocolate chip. Swipe it. Run like hell for the exit. Miss the exit. Turn around and run for the emergency exit. Miss the exit. Run right down the middle of the left hand aisle on the right shouting......Then you wake up and find its all been a dream 'cause you fell asleep in your easy chair eating chewy gooey chocolate chip cookies you stole from the local market.

YUM!      Good huh?? 

Why would anyone decide to do such a crazy thing?

I didn't mean it for real. It was meant to elicit a chuckle or two or three and...can I have some of your chewy gooey chocolate chip cookies?

Would that be a "chip off the ol' block Doc"?

So, if we took a chip (or three) off the ol' Doc, would he lose any weight? 

Well, he did say chips and fries were fattening... didn't he?

I haven't been on this thread since I lost my mother, so......what did I miss?

Too much to tell, I know, I'm just kidding. But then again it never hurts to ask, right?

Awww, Doc, I'm sorry you're down. I get he moving blues before I move, just thinking about the hassle. What got you down after? Miss the old homestead? I've heard of that, had it a time or two myself. Or maybe you're like the guy who went to the shrink and said, "Doctor, I think I'm a teepee. No, a wigwam. No, no, a teepee......what's wrong with me?"

And the Doctor says, "Simple....you're two tents!"

Harr, Har, Har! Feel better?

Welcome home to Lunatic Central MouseGoddess. Here you'll find the usual rigamarole, aesthetics not withstanding and might I add a healthy dose of starkers multitudinous vitreol. Are you shaking your head with the 'I told you so' and rolling your eyes ceilingward?      

 Is the room spinning or did the earth just hiccup?

Or was it starkers?

Was it a little bit of both?

Why do I always get the blame when the Earth hiccups?

Don't you people realise that the Earth has its own gaseous emissions.. that when a volcano erupts it's the Earth peeling one off a hot one through on off its many rectums?

Orrighty then, who has a better explanation?

Hey guys..I'm ok... "Two chocolate chip cookies and call me tomorrow" works.

Uvah, I wasn't upset with you at all...I was just playing the game, really.

It's you.

Back to the game:

Does the Earth care if you're bamed, or is that part of your conspiracy teory too?

Oh it's definitely starkers.  He's the man, if he can't do it, no one can.   

Do you have a patent on your jockilarities yet

Why would anyone seek a patent on such corniness?

starkerbarks: Patent Pending and pending and pending and......when it finally lets go will Doc's practice be put in jeapordy? Will Zubish become a national obsession? Will Teddybearcholla be original or zero colories? Will the Pheonix in IROKONESS' avatar burn its tush? These are the type of questions scholars all over the world ponder with enthusiasm and zeal and interest even. Will the answers fit the queries? Or do the queries stand off to the side someplace contemplating their navels?