Now would that be on top of or underneath the mattress... and, hehe, do you have lots of bubbles to cover up all the nice bits when you take a tub???

And would that be cold water if you're right there in the hot zone... or would ir be warm water so 'things' don't get too perky??

 I say perk it up like coffee,are you in agreement and lotsa lotsa bubbles

So would that be perky like headlights on high beam??

And would they shine through lots n' lotsa bubbles???    

 Well there's no glow in the dark goin on but perky is a resounding yes. Especially after speaking with you...                Yes

Want to borrow my black light? I hear it does wonders in the dark.

Hmmm, perky, eh??? So wot yer saying, then, is that you can be on high beam even in the dark??? 

Now why would I wanna borrow that??  Like wouldn't fumbling/groping around in the dark be a hell of a lot more fun???

Yup, they don't care if it's day or nite...only if it's hot or cold....    

I guess we can't blame them to much for that aye

So! When it's cold they're perky?  And when you're hot they're perkier???

Um, like how can you blame them?  Perky is as perky does, isn't it???

How did you know

Why, did ye fink I wos peeping thru tha keyhole again????

Is it really peeping or was it a show Standing in front of the fan was pretty cool, hehe

Should I throw a bucket of cold water on you rwo?  No wait, that would make things perky again.....well not Starker.  The cold ware thing is his excuse.

I'm not so sure that would work Angus. W'ere not thirsty. Wet and wild maybe Over zealous kids,right

How you been Ed?

Never thought of it like that, but maybe I should... if that was a cheeky Fench maid's outfit you were wearing???

Hmmm, was that a bowl of iced water standing behind the fan... to ensure perky remained????

Now what's wrong with supporting perky, surely it has to be better than shy and retiring???

Shy and Retiring, never got me anywhere.....and I don't recommened it to ANYONE!!

 Just keep looking forward,right

Hey Mark I'll send you a PM

Like would you have a choice... if that's where your 'headlights' are pointing???

Now is that looking behind you or... looking at a little 'behind' ????

The last behind I looked at wasn't so little.... so now I'm guessing you'll all say that'll teach me for going into the hall of mirrors??

Yup, got it!  Check your PM box... I replied.

  I'm now thinkin Rudolph better get a new gig Seasonal jobs are pretty sweet. Do you think he'd mind

Dunno if Rudolph would mind or not... would depend on whether or not he's dazzled by headlights, wouldn't it???

Speaking of headlights, yould you dip... or keep them on high beam so's a banker coming in the opposite direction would end up in a ditch???

Hehe, why don't you do like I do... and get her to walk in front of you to save bending your neck??

Last I heard it wasn't terminal... but don't you think that you should quit eating Zub's recipe for alphabet soup???

What was the last question?

My short term memory isn't so good.

Also,my short term memory isn't so good.

Now I forgot too. But if one was to ask a question I guess The Wizard would be the one to ask....

Should I get a bigger uhmm ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,car

Size does matter here.   Do you think it will fit in your garage?

No worries there. Condo carport.....Caddy it is. The gas is no dealyo though..

  What the heck you only go around once, right

Isn't having a big/bigger car a substitute for... um, another deficiency? 

Tho I hear Dolly Parton isn't exactly driving around in a Mini Minor.

Sorry, I couldn't resist... given all the comments about 'small' men compensating with 'big' cars.

Will you ever forgive me??