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I ate a little Chinese for dinner tonight,.................................. Then I sent her Home!

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Reply #1 from Stardock Forums Top

Arroz que carne hay (roughly translated "need rice for that meat", sounds better in Spanish)

Reply #2 from JoeUser Forums Top

I saw a couple of flakes out of my windows...........and it was snowing as well.

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Reply #3 from Stardock Forums Top

Quoting CharlesCS, reply 1
Arroz que carne hay (roughly translated "need rice for that meat", sounds better in Spanish)
End of CharlesCS's quote

I guess I am having a "senior moment" I do not get it.

 

Reply #4 from Stardock Forums Top

Quoting Dr, reply 2
I saw a couple of flakes out of my windows...........and it was snowing as well.
End of Dr's quote

This one IO get , good one docG

Reply #5 from JoeUser Forums Top

14,000 battered women in La Plata county.......... and all this time I've been eating mine raw.

Reply #6 from JoeUser Forums Top

You don't have to be crazy to be my friend...... but it sure helps!

Reply #7 from JoeUser Forums Top

If ignorance is bliss...... then Liberals are in a constant state of euphoria.

 

Reply #8 from JoeUser Forums Top

A woman is like a roll of toilet paper...getting that first piece can take some work but after that it's easy.

Reply #9 from Stardock Forums Top

Quoting Adventure-Dude, reply 5
14,000 battered women in La Plata county.......... and all this time I've been eating mine raw.
End of Adventure-Dude's quote

Bwahahahahahahahahahaha

Reply #10 from Stardock Forums Top

Quoting Adventure-Dude, reply 7
If ignorance is bliss...... then Liberals are in a constant state of euphoria. 
End of Adventure-Dude's quote

Come on I said jokes not triths!!!!! sheeeeeshhhhhhhh!!!!!!!

Reply #11 from Stardock Forums Top

Quoting MasonM, reply 8
A woman is like a roll of toilet paper...getting that first piece can take some work but after that it's easy.
End of MasonM's quote

 

hahahahahahah

Reply #12 from Stardock Forums Top

What no one liked mine???? huh?????

Reply #13 from JoeUser Forums Top

I ate a little Chinese for dinner tonight,.................................. Then I sent her Home!
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hehe was it battered?

Reply #14 from Stardock Forums Top

I guess I am having a "senior moment" I do not get it.
End of quote

Puerto Ricans like rice, the women got all the meat?

Reply #15 from Stardock Forums Top

OK fine. Try this one

"Girl you must be tired, cause you been running thru my head all day!

Reply #16 from JoeUser Forums Top

What no one liked mine???? huh?????
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Sure!  But I thought you wanted more!

I tried yours - that is when my wife gave me the black eye. ;)

Reply #17 from JoeUser Forums Top

Quoting CharlesCS, reply 15
OK fine. Try this one"Girl you must be tired, cause you been running thru my head all day!
End of CharlesCS's quote

Groan!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 heh heh

Reply #18 from Stardock Forums Top

Quoting Dr, reply 16
What no one liked mine???? huh?????Sure!  But I thought you wanted more!I tried yours - that is when my wife gave me the black eye.
End of Dr's quote

 

OUCHIE!!!!

Reply #19 from Stardock Forums Top

You are unique, just like everybody else.

Reply #20 from JoeUser Forums Top

Quoting SH80, reply 19
You are unique, just like everybody else.
End of SH80's quote

 

That's one of my favorites

Reply #21 from Stardock Forums Top

Quoting SH80, reply 19
You are unique, just like everybody else.
End of SH80's quote

OOOOO I never heard thaT ONE!

Reply #22 from Stardock Forums Top

Quoting little-whip, reply 22
Any man who thinks pussy smells like fish needs to date a better class of woman.
End of little-whip's quote

 either that or invest in swimming nose plugs hahahahahhahahahaha

 

how you feeling sweetheart?