Can I Pick Your Nose??

Oh my! STD's!!!!

from JoeUser Forums
I'm going to start off by asking each and everyone of you.....

CAN I PICK YOUR NOSE?????

Ok, you're probably thinking I'm a retard or something. But that's ok! I guess the whole pick my nose thing is kind of like a new game that we started yesterday. Brandon and myself along with another girl that is in the band have been going around asking people if we can pick their noses. Unfortunalty most have turned us down! :( Yeah it all started in a weird way I guess. Last night on the way home from the Logan Band festival on the band bus, I was sitting with Brandon and Dana was sitting infront of us with Shaun. Well she turned around and asked Brandon if she could pick his nose. He willingly said yes. Then she asked me, and I too agreed to let her pick my nose. Ok, well she actually didn't pick anything out, but none the less she picked our noses. lol.

So now we say that we are no longer nose virgins. Yippy! :) lol. An idea pondered among us though. We asked if you could ever get an STD from picking someone's nose. We related it into a sexual way. If it would kinda be like kissing or something. Then we came with the conclusion that you had to have a cut on your finger when you picked their nose to get anything.

So far I have picked three noses since the bus ride: Aaron, Tia, and Larissa. But Tia and Larissa were the only willing ones that actually let me pick their noses. I had to have Brandon and Dana hold Aaron down so I could pick his nose. lol. Then we tried to get Waylin, but we couldn't. Waylin was even at my house today because my little bro is in boyscouts(same troop as waylin). I tried to get him, but decided that I would wait until Brandon was around.

Then there was Alex. We tried getting him too last night. But he really put up a fight. And in the end Brandon ended up breaking his necklace that his g/f Sam had gotten him. He shoulda just let us, it woulda made it a whole lot easier! lol

So if you haven't had somebody else pick your nose you should. You don't want to be the only one who is still a nose virgin! So come on and have your nose picked today! :D

~carebear~
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Reply #1 from JoeUser Forums Top
Putting the lie to the old saying, eh? ("You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't pick your friend's nose.")
Reply #2 from JoeUser Forums Top
Oh, and no.
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Reply #3 from JoeUser Forums Top
You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't pick your friend's nose.")


Ok, I've never heard of that.

Oh, and no.


Awwww....why not?

~carebear~
Reply #4 from JoeUser Forums Top

No, you can't.  Are you aware of how many staph and strep germs live inside someone's nose?  Do you know what a staph infection can do to you?


You can't, because not only is it unhygenic, it's just plain disgusting.

Reply #5 from JoeUser Forums Top
Ewwwwwwwww....
Reply #6 from JoeUser Forums Top
How lovely to see the sentimental touch is not being lost among the romantic youth of today. It's good to see a emotional physical response without the mere gushing of hormones. How kind, how considerate, how loving.

How bout, hell no, not my nose, lady. (cocks back hammer of gun while backing away with wild desperate look in his eyes) How gross.

Bleh........

P.S. the number one way that colds and flu are spread is through contact of fingers, and then mucas, although usually someone rubs or scratches their nose, and then touches something and you do the reverse, not through deliberate digital frontal lobe probing activities.
Reply #7 from JoeUser Forums Top
Ick! Yuck! Blaaargh! (and a million other descriptive words)

Carebear, that's disgusting!

...but the mental imagery it conjures up is amusing. Can't say I'd want to stick my fingers up anyone elses nose though.

Hell, ...I dont even go near my own nose with a finger, lol.

Funny post though....
Reply #8 from JoeUser Forums Top
Ok, I've never heard of that.


No? How about "Everybody's doin' it, pickin' their noses and chewin' it!"?

Gotta go with the general flow as to why not: (a) it's unhygienic, (b) it's gross, and (c) I have sensitive, thin-walled veins in my nostrils and you might give me a nosebleed. (On dry days, I have gotten a nosebleed from sneezing.)
Reply #9 from JoeUser Forums Top
Gosh you guys crack me up!! It's ok if you won't let me pick youre nose though. Trust me, I've got plenty of others that would be willing enough to let me! hehe. Yes, I know it's disgusting, but hey it's funny! You have to admit that!

~carebear~
Reply #10 from JoeUser Forums Top
Ugh....you guys see what I have to put up with?....Someone save me from these people!!!!

~Zoo
Reply #11 from JoeUser Forums Top

Yes, I know it's disgusting, but hey it's funny! You have to admit that!


Umm.....no, it's not funny.  It makes me want to gag, to be honest. 


Zoo, you have my sympathy.  Anytime you want to get away from them just let me know...you can come to Illinois and hang out with me.  I promise I won't ask to pick your nose.


 

Reply #12 from JoeUser Forums Top
Umm.....no, it's not funny. It makes me want to gag, to be honest.


Ok then.

Ugh....you guys see what I have to put up with?....Someone save me from these people!!!!


Hehe! Yes, but now you are no longer a nose virgin Shaun!! We got you last night! Well Dana did!! Mwahahaha!

~carebear~
Reply #13 from JoeUser Forums Top
what happened to smoking drugs and drinking booze? Is this where the youth of today have gone now...? to the nose pickng dark side?? *shudders*
Reply #14 from JoeUser Forums Top
This is hilarious! Yeah, people smoke, drink, and well just eat themselves sick but won't try a nice little ol' nose picking? I'm so confused... I guess this is our way of getting away from the boredom of watching the other kids just sit around doing nothing.

Dharma, if Shaun goes to visit I'm driving him there and then we'll have to see what you think of having your belly button picked. (That's his thing to do now? )

Capt. over and out!
Reply #15 from JoeUser Forums Top
You guys are cracking me up!! Yeah the bellybutton thing is funny too. hehe. I mean come one what's wrong with nose picking? Jeez! Is this what you guys do? Shudder at the question of nose picking? Shesh, what a crowd we have here!

~carebear~
Reply #16 from JoeUser Forums Top
Why ask, I just try to do it and wait until the person notices what I'm doing and stops me. I never thought about it hygienically, just something to annoy people and get a little laugh.

Needless to say, I'm secure about quite a few things.
Reply #17 from JoeUser Forums Top
seems just plain stupid to me
Reply #18 from JoeUser Forums Top
Yeah, I've tried that method lately! It actually works better than asking someone!

~carebear~