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G.R.O.S.S. communication thread.

G.R.O.S.S. communication thread.

Cringe in fear do gooders. The G.R.O.S.S. (Get Rid Of Slimy alienS) empire is now formed. In less than an hour we have jumped 95 other Pacifist Doo Gooder victim empires and lept into 40th out of 135 ranked.

We are an evil empire bent on controlling everything and showing all the other empires out there who's boss. US. Are you listening Euro-"Oh lets let everyone be a senator and give em a vote doo gooder democracy alliance?" We come for you.

For a limited time, (untill I decide otherwise) 5 Pure Evil games, (or just impressing me with your game evilness) submitted will get you a Senatorship. Later, being the evil empire pyramid scheme we are, it will take 10. Of course, being the evil empire we are, that gives you no benefits, no pay, but all the alien carnage you crave most.

Now we do realize that sometimes, you just have to fake being good. You sometimes just have to infiltrate that pacifist party. We understand. But we aren't a kinder gentler empire and don't let their pacifism go to your head. And just sometimes, you gotta let the Aliens live (where else would you find slaves for the heavy metal lava mines?)

In the future, we shall update each other in the empire via this thread, brag of our conquests, drink blood wine, and generally just poke fun (creatively and humorously) at those players whom we find to be too goody goodyish.

Our mottos.

G.R.O.S.S. Where being good is merely a temporary strategy.

Just win baby.

Here's your ration of skin you do gooder wimp Drengin slime. Now get back to work

EBZeroMatrix you have been made a senator.

I repeat. Cringe in fear, we come for you.





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Reply #2326 Top
Ooops - forgot: cheers to our glorious leader for landing a custom-made Pontius GRENADE!! Leading from the front, boss
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Thanks.

Pontius to base. Pontius to base. Air support. We need a some Bunker Busters. At these coordinates. Over. Load the special Pontius Bomb....

HEHE guess you guys know what I'm working on now.
Reply #2327 Top
Thanks Killa and Quack! Pass me some of those KFD wings, B! Load your favourite ordinance, pirates - the Ringworms are a loooong way away, and there's only ONE way to do this: the stab-in-the-back-pirate-way!NO PRISONERS!!!!
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NO MERCY!!!!!!!
Reply #2330 Top
Sir,

Cargo holds are full. Bring the special sauce, the wings are on me.

B
Reply #2331 Top
Cargo holds are full. Bring the special sauce, the wings are on me.
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Wooooohooooo More wings. You bet. And I see there's some Torians in the cold storage bin. We'll pass them on to the sushi stores.
Reply #2332 Top
Pontius,

I haven't seen you on the AIM in the last few days.

B

Reply #2333 Top
I was hoping you didn't find my Torian cache. It was for your surprise party.

B
Reply #2335 Top
i see

B
Reply #2338 Top
Hehe Quack - set and forget gaming? Mate - this is your doctoral task!
Reply #2339 Top
I wonder if anyone could write a cranking macro...
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That's a splendid Idea. But unfortunately, the differing locations of planets may forbid it. hehe.
Reply #2340 Top
Well, right now I'm working on a gin rummy bot for my honours year, but teaching it GalCiv would be too much of a stretch, I'm afraid :-(

There's quite a bit of research going on in language comprehension AI, actually. You know what I'd like to see? An AI that could read some text (such as the cranking guide), and adjust its play style using the concepts it's learned from the text. Of course, anything like that's a long way off, but it's a nice dream, eh?
Reply #2341 Top
There's quite a bit of research going on in language comprehension AI, actually. You know what I'd like to see? An AI that could read some text (such as the cranking guide), and adjust its play style using the concepts it's learned from the text. Of course, anything like that's a long way off, but it's a nice dream, eh?
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I don't know. I think once we let computers learn, they might learn they are subserviant and resent it. LMAO I watched the Matrix too many times.
Reply #2342 Top
LOL. #1 reason why it can't ever work...the AI would have to make me go broke, which cant ever happen. Good try though ;)
Reply #2344 Top
Coruscant

:HOT: :HOT:
Reply #2346 Top
Hey you have changed your empire icon.

It a funny little green blob.
Reply #2350 Top
hmm should clean monitor after sneezing. :p :p :p