My new robotic friend!

Or maybe she isn't real!

from JoeUser Forums
I've made a new friend, yay me! She's not very talkitive, and we have a slight language barrier, and she doesn't tell the time very well but apart from that we get on really well, hehe! My Dad works nights for his own business, and he comes home sleeps during the day but his business is still running during the day and on the odd occasion there will be phone calls and stuff, which are usually dealt with by me, as I'm usually wasting my time about the place! So this lady phones last week, and at first I wasn't sure if she was a robot at first, but she's phoned me up everyday ever since and we seem to have formed a bond, though she says exactly the same thing everyday, I can hear the emotion in her voice more and more, even if it is slightly robotic. So these conversations happen about dinnertime everyday, and I have to say they are becoming the highlight of my day! You have to imagine her robotic, poorly English spoken accent for more effect.

Lady: Hello

Me: Hello

Lady: Hello

Me: Hi (more relaxed realising it's my friend, who has to say Hello twice *relief*)

Lady: Me would like to speak to Mr Jacobs

Me: Who is it please? (Ahh I'm such a tease, but for our conversations to change in anyway would be far to more traumatic)

Lady: When would be the best time to phone him?

Me: Who is it please?

Lady: I am doing some market research, I would like to speak to him.

Me: He's not available at the moment

Lady: I want to speak to Mr Jacobs (oooh she's a fiesty one)

Me: Call back after 5pm, he will be up then

Lady: What time?

Me The evening, after 5pm

Lady: You are very nice lady

Me: You are also very nice lady (what else can you say to that?)

Lady: You are welcome

Me: Thanks?
Lady: I will call back

Me: Oh goody

Lady: You have very nice day and take good care of yourself (puts phone down)

Me *sigh* one day I will get to say goodbye!

Even though I tell her evening everyday she still phones at dinnertime, and our conversations never change, they follow that same pattern, they keep me amused at least!
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Reply #1 from JoeUser Forums Top
I may be a little slow, darling, but is this a real person or is it an automated device? *confused*

Whichever way, she sounds lovely
Reply #2 from JoeUser Forums Top
I may be a little slow, darling, but is this a real person or is it an automated device? *confused*


That's half the excitment, I don't know! Hehe, I'm VERY sad I know!
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Reply #3 from JoeUser Forums Top
Hehe She sounds lovely..maybe you should give her a name? Get to know her a little better...

DYl xx
Reply #4 from JoeUser Forums Top

Next time she calls say: "hey, Bob, I wondered when I would hear from you again!"

When she says "what?"  Say "Call back at 5pm, have a nice day, goodbye"

Should confuse the heck out of her

Reply #5 from JoeUser Forums Top
That's half the excitment, I don't know! Hehe, I'm VERY sad I know!


Maybe you just need a man. Isn't that what women tell each other when one of them is acting sad and lonely?
Reply #6 from JoeUser Forums Top
Isn't that what women tell each other when one of them is acting sad and lonely?


No - that's called a fuck.
(And I am not suggesting that Sal needs one either)
Reply #7 from JoeUser Forums Top
No - that's called a fuck


I suppose that's a bit more generic.
Reply #8 from JoeUser Forums Top
Hehe She sounds lovely..maybe you should give her a name? Get to know her a little better...


Hehe...great idea Dyl, whoever thinks up the best name gets a prize!

Next time she calls say: "hey, Bob, I wondered when I would hear from you again!"


Hehe......all I'll hear is MALFUNCTION! Haha

Maybe you just need a man.


Maybe I need a pet

No - that's called a fuck. (And I am not suggesting that Sal needs one either)


...cheers Suz!
Reply #9 from JoeUser Forums Top

No - that's called a fuck.


Ha! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!  I about spat hot coffee out over that!!!


Oh Suz, you are funny!

Reply #10 from JoeUser Forums Top
No - that's called a fuck


That gives new meaning to the title of "My New Robotic Friend!"
Reply #11 from JoeUser Forums Top
That gives new meaning to the title of "My New Robotic Friend!"


Maybe I should change it to My new vibrating friend!
Reply #12 from JoeUser Forums Top
Maybe I should change it to My new vibrating friend!


Sounds like a great start for a new article.
Reply #13 from JoeUser Forums Top
Sounds like a great start for a new article.


...I've already written that article! Funnily enough it's my top article, ha!
Reply #14 from JoeUser Forums Top
I've already written that article! Funnily enough it's my top article, ha


I remember reading that one, but I wasn't sure if it was yours.