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Pulsating Joy Happy Driving System

January 26, 2008 9:28 PM from

Also, Gravitational Mystery Happy Driving System. I've never clicked on Intelligence Report before; love the Engrish. Now I'll be checking out every ship I encounter to see what kind of whacky description it has

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Reply #1 January 28, 2008 7:20 AM from

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Ahh... I see you're inspecting an Altarian(or Korx, or Altarian-style) ship.

Blackhole Eruptor - "Guest leaves happily and quickly signal handshake"

Can't forget that one.

The Terran/Arcean ships always have the name of the company which manufactured the components and specifications/model of the components. Altarians/Korx always have absolute nonsense-crap like this. Thalan/Yor/Krynn have some robotic or serious sounding descriptions. Drengin/Korath ships have component names in their own grunt-filled language which we can't understand. But the funniest are the Dread Lords:

Black Hole Generator - "Yet Another Primitive Death Rock"

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