I'm Joe Pesci in "Goodfellas"

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so what am I supposed to do?
I got a reputation to protect

that smart ass kid Spider
gave me some lip
in front of my crew
so I had to whack him
I couldn't let him get away with that

and then that rat
Billy Bats
he didn't know a thing about respect
either

I did my time upstate
and he still calls me a Shineboy?

So when I popped the trunk
and saw Bats
all tied up and covered in blood
pleading
"no, no, no"
I plunged it into
his cement bag gut
two, three, four
I forget how many times
I didn't even mind that
it splattered all over
my good jacket

rotten mutt

it felt good
and besides
I had to do it

and...

ding!

ooh, my microwave popcorn's
ready now.



You wanna buy a book?
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Reply #2 Top
I'm Joe Pesci in "Goodfellas"

You're a funny guy.

Reply #3 Top
What am I, a clown? Am I here to amuse you? Glad someone gets it.
Reply #4 Top
Dang...I never saw this movie, but pass the popcorn.
Reply #6 Top
What am I, a clown? Am I here to amuse you?


Oh, yeah, you're a real pistol

Be careful otherwise you might get popped by some corn