"friday five" ... what if YOU ruled the world ?

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from JoeUser Forums

... what is ... ?


... the first thing you would make illegal if you had the power to ?

... the first thing you think of when you hear the following words: government, science, doctor, lamb, paris ?

... the first thing you do every morning ?

... the first thing you can remember from your childhood ?

... the first thing you would “take back” from your past if given the chance ?


this has been another presentation from "stickybeakoldlady productions". mig ;)
philosophy
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Reply #1 from JoeUser Forums Top
Pot.....
Death...life....motherfucker... mmm tasty... fucking french!
Take a shit
Pot took that way
Letting that asshole sign my yearbook crack... I still cant get that permanat marked off my fucking arse



Thomas
Reply #2 from JoeUser Forums Top
Letting that asshole sign my yearbook crack... I still cant get that permanat marked off my fucking arse


... what does it say ?

mig XX
Siege of Centauri
Reply #3 from JoeUser Forums Top
... the first thing you would make illegal if you had the power to ?
evading the Tegan's Tax Fund

... the first thing you think of when you hear the following words:
government: imprisoning innocent refugee children
science: www.homestarrunner.com "I said science again!"
doctor: white coat and stethoscope
lamb: last night's dinner
paris: eiffel tower against a night sky

... the first thing you do every morning ? wake up

... the first thing you can remember from your childhood ? sitting in one of those big round chairs and looking out across the loungeroom... i don't think i was even 2 years old yet

... the first thing you would “take back” from your past if given the chance ? james.
Reply #4 from JoeUser Forums Top
the first thing you would “take back” from your past if given the chance ? james.


teegstar ... what does "taking back james" mean ? a relationship you wish you never had ?

mig XX
Reply #5 from JoeUser Forums Top
WHEN I WAS TWENTY:
... the first thing you would make illegal if you had the power to ?

virginity
... the first thing you think of when you hear the following words:

government: sex
science: sex
doctor: sex
lamb: sex (well I am originally from New Zealand)
paris: sex
... the first thing you do every morning ?

masterbate (now dont sound shocked....all 20 year old guys wake up thinking about sex)
... the first thing you can remember from your childhood ?

not having sex
... the first thing you would “take back” from your past if given the chance ?

being scared of sex


NOW I AM FORTY:
... the first thing you would make illegal if you had the power to ?

mornings
... the first thing you think of when you hear the following words:

government: sleep
science: sleep
doctor: sleep
lamb: sleep
paris: sleep
... the first thing you do every morning ?

mornings?!? I thought we'd made them illegal in point 1
... the first thing you can remember from your childhood ?

sleep
... the first thing you would “take back” from your past if given the chance ?

all those bloody hours sleeping....I NEED THEM NOW!
Reply #6 from JoeUser Forums Top
1. Money

2. Firstly:Who in their right mind would ask this question
Government - ghosts
science - chasing ghosts
doctor - avoid
lamb - pavlov and his drooling dogs

3. utter a stream of naughty words or kiss the person next to me (never on the mouth, better make it their shoulder, neck or spine) - depending.

4. Infantile sexual fantasies

5. Some of the friends i "chose"
Reply #7 from JoeUser Forums Top
I forgot Paris - dreaming of Paris on the banks of the river Seine
Reply #8 from JoeUser Forums Top

1.   People who spend more money on accesories for their car, than the car itself

2.  Cloning

3.  Wake up

4.  Watching ants for hours on end.

5.  I dont want to take anything back.

Reply #9 from JoeUser Forums Top
gerry ... lmao ... i hear you ! i hear you !

marco ... nice first memory ... and paris ... i thought that would be getting belted with a shoe by your current paramour

mig XX
Reply #10 from JoeUser Forums Top
Reply By: JeremyG 2. Cloning


YOU ! lol ... in my office now, scary thought vampire

mig XX
Reply #11 from JoeUser Forums Top
the first thing you would make illegal if you had the power to ?

... the first thing you think of when you hear the following words: government, science, doctor, lamb, paris ?

... the first thing you do every morning ?

... the first thing you can remember from your childhood ?

... the first thing you would “take back” from your past if given the chance ?


1. stupidity

2 a. Ashcroft (don't ask me why, it just popped into my head)
b. fiction
c. pain
d. Mary
e. cafes

3. hit the snooze button

4. my memory is not ordered, so I don't know which of these came first: getting a puppy, sneaking double stuffed oreo's, telling my brother to "shh" cause the "damn yellow bird" was going to tell on us (my mom always said she heard things from the little yellow bird when we did something wrong).

5. I only get to "take back" one thing? I would take back how serious I was in college.
Reply #12 from JoeUser Forums Top
Hmm interesting questions

1. I agree with shades; lack of education

2. elitist, evolution, my dad, gyros, wine

3. Drink coffee, I am incoherent for the first hour otherwise.

4. My first home

5. That feeling of invincibility

Those are some probing questions, I had actually never thought of what I would make illegal if I had the power...

Ps. mig I wrote that article on quality versus quantity, although no one responded so it's no longer in the forums but it's on my blog...
Reply #13 from JoeUser Forums Top
shades ... lol ... i hated that birdie ! my mum said that too "a little birdie told me". i was always looking over my shoulder for that damned big mouth bird !

psychx .. paris and wine. what more can i say ?. what a romantic word association. and i don't know how i missed your article, but i'm going to read it now

mig XX
Reply #14 from JoeUser Forums Top
... what is ... ?... the first thing you would make illegal if you had the power to ?... the first thing you think of when you hear the following words: government, science, doctor, lamb, paris ?... the first thing you do every morning ?... the first thing you can remember from your childhood ?... the first thing you would “take back” from your past if given the chance ?


1) SUVs and trucks for those who can't prove they "need" them.
2) gov. - money
science - prof. Frink
doctor - "playing doctor"
lamb - The electronic/melodic band
Paris - Snobby Fashion
3) turn on burner for tea pot
4) Bunk Beds in my first house playing with window decals
5) Take back stubborness (is taking back a personality trait an option?)
Reply #15 from JoeUser Forums Top
Miggie....
What did the asshole write... how the hell am I suposse to know... all I know is it on there... I think its if you think this view is funny and your laughing, wait till he turns around and then laugh at the smallest cosmic joke.



Thomas
Reply #16 from JoeUser Forums Top
1. War

2. Fix
Control
Help
N.Z.
Wine

3. Give thanks that I'm alive

4. The beach

5. Nothing it's made me who I am today.
Reply #17 from JoeUser Forums Top
doctor - "playing doctor"
3) turn on burner for tea pot
. what a combination !!!. a man after my own heart, suspeckted lol

Miggie....What did the asshole write... how the hell am I suposse to know... all I know is it on there... I think its if you think this view is funny and your laughing, wait till he turns around and then laugh at the smallest cosmic joke.


thomas, you are hilarious !. that made me laugh like a deranged hyena. jess ... what does it say ?

and jess ... naughty ! ... you know what they say about new zealanders and sheep, don't you ?

mig XX
Reply #18 from JoeUser Forums Top
thomas, you are hilarious !. that made me laugh like a deranged hyena. jess ... what does it say ?


LMAO Mig ..I have no idea.

and jess ... naughty ! ... you know what they say about new zealanders and sheep, don't you ?


Why you think N.Z. was the first thing I thought of

Jess
Reply #19 from JoeUser Forums Top
jess, you'll have to shine a torch on thomas' crack while he's alseep. then you can read it.

as for the sheep ... do you get turned on near the sheepskin boots now those "ugg" boots are back, too ? lmao

mig XX
Reply #20 from JoeUser Forums Top
What great questions and answers!!
And I'm just late for everything. And I'd love to know yours again?

hunger
oh, what now?
my refusal to dissect a frog
thank you
innocence
Le Vien Rose

try to remember dreams

little neighborhood girls brushing my hair

any hurt I caused
Reply #21 from JoeUser Forums Top
thanks wisefawn. and i am with you on the frog incident !

1. lying
2. cloning
3. open all the windows
4. playing "murder in the dark" with my cousins
5. i'd like to at least borrow back my idealism on occasion

mig XX