Girls are evil

I have proof!!

This one has been floating around the net for a while but i thought i might share it here.

Proof that girls are evil:
firstly, lets start with an equation that we all know is true, girls take time and money. and the more time you spend with them, the more money you have to spend too, therefore:

girls = money * time

In the modern age world, everyone knows that times equals money:

time = money

Therefore:

girls = money * money

And another well know fact is money is the root of all evil, therefore...

Girls = Evil

(note to self: do not let fiancé read this...)
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Of course we are evil

Jess
Reply #3 Top
Actually the love of money is the root of all evil. I wonder how that changes the equation.

If you love your girl more then the money she absorbs you're good.
If you love your money more than the girl absorbing your money at an exponential rate, you are evil.

Cool. Therefore if you dislike girls you are evil. Hmm, maybe Marvin Cooley's articles about gays aren't far off after all.