Daily Dose of Weird and Whacky Headlines
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"Bush Moving on Air Pollution"--headline, Associated Press, May 14
I guess the air is getting thick!
"Hillary Stumps Ohio"--headline, NewsMax.com, May 6
And the question is "What state is south of your Border?"
"Cloning: Scientists vs. Consumers"--headline, BusinessWeek, May 4
I choose consumers. They help the economy.
"Plan to Move Police Oversight Unit Ripped"--headline, Chicago Sun-Times, May 4
Should have stayed with the Kevlar Units!
"Hillary Clinton, Barack Obama Criticize Bush at Black Mayors Conference"--headline, FoxNews.com, May 5
Didn't Whoopi get in trouble for doing the same thing?
"Bush and Queen Celebrate Common Values"--headline, New York Times, May 7
A step down for the Queen?
"UN Says Global Warming Is Confusing Birds and Whales"--headline, Deutsche Welle Web site, May 8
Ok, I know birds swim, but I dont want to see a whale fly!
"Hearing Scheduled Today on Clinton Dog Ordinance"--headline, Clarion-Ledger (Jackson, Miss.), May 11
Sounds like Bad news for Monica.
"State No. 1 in Nuts"--headline, Las Cruces (N.M.) Sun-News, May 10
New York is shipping its garbage to Virginia, and its Bellvue patients to NM????
"Rice Says Turkey Leaning Toward Europe"--headline, Associated Press, May 10
Stuffing intervenes.
"Reuters Trustees Say Sale Won't Hurt Journalism"--headline, New York Times, May 16
Cant hurt what you dont have.
"Former Dead Musician Sues YouTube Over Unauthorized Videos"--headline, Associated Press, May 15
Well, the joke goes about all the lawyers are in hell..........
"Nutter Wins in Democratic Primary"--headline, Philadelphia Inquirer, May 16
Truth in headlines?
Now we have proof
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