Daily Dose of Weird and Whacky Headlines

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"Experts Say It's Too Hard to Fall Over Accidentally"--headline, Nashua (N.H.) Telegraph, April 10

Gerald Ford never seemed to have a problem.

"Study Reveals How Drunken Bats Sober Up"--headline, LiveScience.com, April 10

They look at the man in bed with them.

"GM Puts Brakes on New Rear-Wheel Drive Vehicles"--headline, Detroit News, April 12

I am glad I did not buy any rear wheel drive GMs before that!

"Armed Man Shot Across Street From CNN Center"--headline, CNN.com, April 12

Barnum and Bailey say they already have cannon fodder.

"Big Apple Produces Almost 1 Percent of U.S. Greenhouse Gases"--headline, CNN.com, April 11

Big Prunes produce most of the shitz too.

"Butte Blast Blamed on Leaking Gas"--headline, Billings (Mont.) Gazette, April 10

Those SBDs will get you every time.

"France Wrestles With Its Own Decline"--headline, Associated Press, April 14

Guess they have not surrendered to it yet.

"Turtle Races Being Tracked on Web"--headline, Associated Press, April 15

Must tbe the Slowskys

"WWII Raid Starts Sooner Than Expected"--headline, Oregonian, April 16

Breaking news 65 years later?????

"Normal Man Hospitalized After Motorcycle Accident"--headline, WJBC-AM Web site (Bloomington, Ill.), April 16

Abnormal man walks away?

"Duck Emerges Victorious From Car Incident"--headline, Metro Cafe (England), April 17

Howard wins another one over the dark lords.

"Hungarian Motorway Blocked by Escaping Rabbits"--headline, Reuters, April 16

No Goulash tonight.

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Reply #1 from JoeUser Forums Top
Study Reveals How Drunken Bats Sober Up"--headline, LiveScience.com, April 10

They look at the man in bed with them.


Cheeky!
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Reply #3 from JoeUser Forums Top
Cheeky!


That one was a natural.
Reply #4 from JoeUser Forums Top
These always make my day.


Helps the finals go down.
Reply #5 from JoeUser Forums Top
"Experts Say It's Too Hard to Fall Over Accidentally"--headline, Nashua (N.H.) Telegraph, April 10



Developing anti-Weeble technology.

"Turtle Races Being Tracked on Web"--headline, Associated Press, April 15


They're especially popular with those people on dial-up.

"Hungarian Motorway Blocked by Escaping Rabbits"--headline, Reuters, April 16



The mental image on this one is just too damn funny!

Thanks Guy
Reply #6 from JoeUser Forums Top
They're especially popular with those people on dial-up.


I guess mine was too inside. Around here, Comcast has a commercial with a turtle couple called the Slowskys. They are supposed to love DSL because it is so slow.

But everyone can understand yours.
Reply #7 from JoeUser Forums Top

They're especially popular with those people on dial-up.


I guess mine was too inside. Around here, Comcast has a commercial with a turtle couple called the Slowskys. They are supposed to love DSL because it is so slow.

But everyone can understand yours.


Ahhhh, now I do remember seeing that ad once. Good one.