Funny Signs From Around The World 5
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In an Acapulco hotel:
"The manager has personally passed all the water served here."
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A funny sign in a Norwegian cocktail lounge:
"Ladies are requested not to have children in the bar."
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Note at the bottom of the menu of a German restaurant:
"After the main course we suggest that you sample the tart of the house"
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In a Japanese hotel:
"You are invited to take advantage of the chambermaid."
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At a Budapest zoo:
"Please do not feed the animals. If you have any suitable food,
give it to the guard on duty.
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In a Tokyo Hotel:
"Is forbitten to steal hotel towels please. If you are not person to do
such thing is please not to read notis."
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Outside a country shop:
"We buy junk and sell antiques."
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On a Tennessee highway:
"When this sign is under water, this road is impassable."
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In the window of an Oregon store:
"Why go elsewhere and be cheated when you can come here?"
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On a shopping mall marquee:
"Archery Tournament -- Ears pierced"
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Funny classified ads:
"The manager has personally passed all the water served here."
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A funny sign in a Norwegian cocktail lounge:
"Ladies are requested not to have children in the bar."
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Note at the bottom of the menu of a German restaurant:
"After the main course we suggest that you sample the tart of the house"
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
In a Japanese hotel:
"You are invited to take advantage of the chambermaid."
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At a Budapest zoo:
"Please do not feed the animals. If you have any suitable food,
give it to the guard on duty.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
In a Tokyo Hotel:
"Is forbitten to steal hotel towels please. If you are not person to do
such thing is please not to read notis."
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Outside a country shop:
"We buy junk and sell antiques."
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On a Tennessee highway:
"When this sign is under water, this road is impassable."
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In the window of an Oregon store:
"Why go elsewhere and be cheated when you can come here?"
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On a shopping mall marquee:
"Archery Tournament -- Ears pierced"
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Funny classified ads:
