What Is Politics?
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EXACTLY!!!
The Government:
A young boy goes to his father and asks,
What is politics?
His dad says, Well, son, let me explain
it this way... I am the breadwinner of
the family, so let's call me Capitalism.
Your mom, she is the administrator of
The Government:
A young boy goes to his father and asks,
What is politics?
His dad says, Well, son, let me explain
it this way... I am the breadwinner of
the family, so let's call me Capitalism.
Your mom, she is the administrator of
the household, so we'll call her the
Government. We're here to take care of
you, so we'll call you the People. The
nanny works hard all day for little
money, so we'll consider her the
Working Class. And your baby brother,
we'll call him the Future. Now think
about that, son, and see if it makes any
sense.
So the boy thinks about it as he is going
To sleep. In the middle of the night he
hears his baby brother crying, so he gets
up to se e what is wrong. He finds the
baby has severely soiled his diaper. So
he goes to his parents' room and finds
his mother is sound asleep. Not wanting
to wake her he goes to the nanny's room,
but the door is locked. Peeping through
the keyhole he sees his dad in bed with
the nanny, so he gives up and goes back
to bed.
Next morning he tells his father that he
thinks he understands the concept of
politics. Really?, says his dad, That was
quick. Tell me in your own words what
you think politics is about.
The young boy replies, Well, while
Capitalism is screwing the Working
Class, the Government is sound asleep,
the People are being ignored, and the
Future is in deep shit.
Government. We're here to take care of
you, so we'll call you the People. The
nanny works hard all day for little
money, so we'll consider her the
Working Class. And your baby brother,
we'll call him the Future. Now think
about that, son, and see if it makes any
sense.
So the boy thinks about it as he is going
To sleep. In the middle of the night he
hears his baby brother crying, so he gets
up to se e what is wrong. He finds the
baby has severely soiled his diaper. So
he goes to his parents' room and finds
his mother is sound asleep. Not wanting
to wake her he goes to the nanny's room,
but the door is locked. Peeping through
the keyhole he sees his dad in bed with
the nanny, so he gives up and goes back
to bed.
Next morning he tells his father that he
thinks he understands the concept of
politics. Really?, says his dad, That was
quick. Tell me in your own words what
you think politics is about.
The young boy replies, Well, while
Capitalism is screwing the Working
Class, the Government is sound asleep,
the People are being ignored, and the
Future is in deep shit.
that's very funny indeed! 
how so true and sad =/