C.C.'s New Collegiate Dictionary
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The famous book I refered to was the dictionary. I truly enjoyed some of the most recent additions. One that I use often in conversations with crazy llama 96. The word is mcjob. I figured, since I have reveiled a couple of my 'words' to you that I'd show you what I've got. Here you go...
bust a cap~ to shoot a gun (eg. I'll bust a cap at that bird. Give me your cheese or I'll bust a cap.)
dude~ look it up!!! but then take this definition... a descriptive name given to any male stating respect that one man/woman has towards the subject male. (eg. Hey dude, that's totally awesome!)
dudely~ having dudeness. (eg. Man, that chef got everything ready in the most dudely way.)
dudeness~ an expression used to describe how much of a dude someone has/had. (eg. That chef has major dudeness.)
dudet~ a descriptive name given to any female stating respect that one man/woman has towards the subject felame. (eg. Way to go dudet!)
mounting~ simple copulation in a forceful manner, commonly used by British billionaire Sir Peter Maxwell to indicate his desire for sexual intercourse with a female.
nerp~ undecided; a mixture of the words nah, err..., and nope. this is the negative undecided term. (eg. Nerp, maybe later. I'm busy eating this cheese.)
oh jeeze...~ oh ___ (fill in the blank). (eg. Oh jeeze, that was close!)
olitical~ an attempt to make a connection among love, war, and politics, with a political leader as a coincidental link. (eg. Madpoet made an olitical observation about what happened between him and the young woman.)
poofter ~ British term for a homosexual man. (eg. Look at those two poofters in the pink t-shirts kissing!)
pudding snack ~ loosely translates into crotch. (eg. You look like you just got done with someone's pudding snack.)
pull a...~ refering to do something similar to another. (eg. I'm gonna pull a Dan, and put people down.)
qwerty~ dumb queer. (eg. Shaun, stope being such a qwerty.)
shrep~ undecided; a mixture of the words sure, errr..., and yep. this is the positive undecided term. (eg. Shrep, I'll do that. Just give me a minute, dude.)
tech~ tech means that it's good in a sense that it does things that are either: A) Good
Answers problems or C) Has an effect that fixes a certain problem. (e.g. Duct tape is so tech.)
touristification~ the ongoing process of a town/place becoming touristified. (eg. The touristification of this town is unbelievable.)
touristified~ the result of majority of the populus being tourists. (e.g. This town has become so touristified, that you can't find the 'local' folks!)
yeast ~ an expanding substance used to describe things growing. (e.g. The marching formation should expand like yeast. )
yefa ~ characteristics of a satanistic being. (e.g. Fuseball is the yefa.)
*Now if anyone has any new words please post them and I will think about adding them* *When I decide to add one I will inform you and you will see the addition in the list in its alphabetical location*
Capt. over and out!
P.S.~ I realize I'm not exactly the best guy for editing the dictionary, but I figured it was worth a try.
bust a cap~ to shoot a gun (eg. I'll bust a cap at that bird. Give me your cheese or I'll bust a cap.)
dude~ look it up!!! but then take this definition... a descriptive name given to any male stating respect that one man/woman has towards the subject male. (eg. Hey dude, that's totally awesome!)
dudely~ having dudeness. (eg. Man, that chef got everything ready in the most dudely way.)
dudeness~ an expression used to describe how much of a dude someone has/had. (eg. That chef has major dudeness.)
dudet~ a descriptive name given to any female stating respect that one man/woman has towards the subject felame. (eg. Way to go dudet!)
mounting~ simple copulation in a forceful manner, commonly used by British billionaire Sir Peter Maxwell to indicate his desire for sexual intercourse with a female.
nerp~ undecided; a mixture of the words nah, err..., and nope. this is the negative undecided term. (eg. Nerp, maybe later. I'm busy eating this cheese.)
oh jeeze...~ oh ___ (fill in the blank). (eg. Oh jeeze, that was close!)
olitical~ an attempt to make a connection among love, war, and politics, with a political leader as a coincidental link. (eg. Madpoet made an olitical observation about what happened between him and the young woman.)
poofter ~ British term for a homosexual man. (eg. Look at those two poofters in the pink t-shirts kissing!)
pudding snack ~ loosely translates into crotch. (eg. You look like you just got done with someone's pudding snack.)
pull a...~ refering to do something similar to another. (eg. I'm gonna pull a Dan, and put people down.)
qwerty~ dumb queer. (eg. Shaun, stope being such a qwerty.)
shrep~ undecided; a mixture of the words sure, errr..., and yep. this is the positive undecided term. (eg. Shrep, I'll do that. Just give me a minute, dude.)
tech~ tech means that it's good in a sense that it does things that are either: A) Good
Answers problems or C) Has an effect that fixes a certain problem. (e.g. Duct tape is so tech.)touristification~ the ongoing process of a town/place becoming touristified. (eg. The touristification of this town is unbelievable.)
touristified~ the result of majority of the populus being tourists. (e.g. This town has become so touristified, that you can't find the 'local' folks!)
yeast ~ an expanding substance used to describe things growing. (e.g. The marching formation should expand like yeast. )
yefa ~ characteristics of a satanistic being. (e.g. Fuseball is the yefa.)
*Now if anyone has any new words please post them and I will think about adding them* *When I decide to add one I will inform you and you will see the addition in the list in its alphabetical location*
Capt. over and out!
P.S.~ I realize I'm not exactly the best guy for editing the dictionary, but I figured it was worth a try.
. No, I liked all these really cool new words dude. I mean, I really thought you did all this in a totally dudely way, huh? And this Capt. Cornbread dictionary is gonna have major dudeness after you are all done. Cool job dude! 