What have you learnt as you grow older?
Have you had to adapt? I sure have.
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Here are some of the things I have learnt as I grow older--as the stomach turns and the mind spins, as they say:
1. Wet wipes have become important in my life. I buy the baby ones because they won't sting my tired butt.
2. If I lose my glasses I cannot do any worthwhile work. May as well take a day off.
3. I keep two sets of keys for everything but often lose both.
4. The quality of toilet paper is extremely important.
5. I collect old banknotes. The new notes don't hang around too long.
6. I have learnt that stomach gas increases in proportion to age.
7. I take care crossing a busy street. I don't cross.
8. I watch the news every night. Movies are too long.
9. I have stopped fantasising about being in bed with Ursula Andress. Now I fantasise about being in bed.
10. My alarm clock hasa well-used snooze button.
Can you add to the list?
1. Wet wipes have become important in my life. I buy the baby ones because they won't sting my tired butt.
2. If I lose my glasses I cannot do any worthwhile work. May as well take a day off.
3. I keep two sets of keys for everything but often lose both.
4. The quality of toilet paper is extremely important.
5. I collect old banknotes. The new notes don't hang around too long.
6. I have learnt that stomach gas increases in proportion to age.
7. I take care crossing a busy street. I don't cross.
8. I watch the news every night. Movies are too long.
9. I have stopped fantasising about being in bed with Ursula Andress. Now I fantasise about being in bed.
10. My alarm clock hasa well-used snooze button.
Can you add to the list?
