santa should kill the bad kids
a movie by scott ridgway
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SCENE: a young boy's bedroom. He is asleep. Behind them is a snowy night scene. Santa is standing beside the boy reading from a book.
NARRATOR
Santa keeps a detailed list of who has been good, and who has been bad.
CLOSE UP OF SANTA'S FACE FROWNING.
NARRATOR
Uh, oh... looks like Timmy is a bad boy.
Santa sits down the book and reaches into his bag,
NARRATOR
What does he have for a bad boy? A butcher knife.
Santa grabs the sleeping kid and chops off his head.
SCENE CHANGES to a rooftop, where santa is seen tossing the boy's head to the reindeer, who loudly scarf it down.
DA END