A paranoid observation of JU

They're tryin' to trick me.

from JoeUser Forums
I've been watching and reading for a while now. I've concluded that JU is comprised of 3 to 6 people and then me.
The others all suffer multiple personality disorder and insomnia. Their various personalities argue with each other all for my enternainment.

I suppose I should say thanks.
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Reply #1 from JoeUser Forums Top
all 12 of me says you are welcome.
Reply #2 from JoeUser Forums Top
I was going to comment but got into an argument with my other selves.
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Reply #3 from JoeUser Forums Top
I see I've already replied to this article.
Reply #4 from JoeUser Forums Top
I see I've already replied to this article.


me too.

Lobe it, UBob. Thanks for the chuckle.
Reply #5 from JoeUser Forums Top
I was going to say Good Article - No you weren't you twit - Yes I was! - You are such a suck up! - am not! - Are 2! - Am not!

Hey you yahoos! Shut up and just thank Ubob For a good Article!
Reply #6 from JoeUser Forums Top
see I've already replied to this article.


ROFLMAO
Reply #8 from JoeUser Forums Top
All 666 of me are about to place you under a curse for having realised my dreadful plot to conquer the virtual universe... However, the other 999 of me are having second thoughts...
Reply #9 from JoeUser Forums Top
Strange are the ideas that come to you at 5:00 am, groggy and half asleep. I thought it funny so I had to write it down. Later, as I was driving into work I had an even more humorous, yet frightening thought. What If I was the only one on JU. What if I was the one with multiple personality disorder. What if I was the insomniac. What if you were all me. I nearly drove off the road.
Reply #10 from JoeUser Forums Top
P.S. Thanks to all for the replies.
Reply #11 from JoeUser Forums Top
What If I was the only one on JU.


Pish Posh! I am the only one! I am Napoleon!
Reply #12 from JoeUser Forums Top
LOL I'm not going to leave a comment on this article...but another one of me might do

Thanks for the giggles folks
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Reply #15 from JoeUser Forums Top
I used to be schizophrenic, but we're much better now.
Reply #16 from JoeUser Forums Top
We are.

And now that you've discovered us, we'll have to kill you. Or kill ourselves. Or both.


We knew it!!
Reply #17 from JoeUser Forums Top
It's 11:45pm, I'm so tired and laughing so hard I fell off my chair! You guys are looney tunes and I love ya! So says me and my multiple personalities!
Reply #19 from JoeUser Forums Top
Koolaid for me and the others thanks!
Reply #20 from JoeUser Forums Top
We thank all of you (all of us?) for the article! You know, the great thing about multiple personality disorder is that you never need to be lonley
Reply #21 from JoeUser Forums Top
You're never alone with a schizophrenic!

In attempt to comfort us you've failed, lol!
Reply #22 from JoeUser Forums Top
Read our book, The Schizophrenic: An Unauthorized Autobiography.
Reply #23 from JoeUser Forums Top
I'm not any of them. In fact I'm not myself today
Reply #24 from JoeUser Forums Top
whoo hooo! my other self is here today, tomorrow who knows?
Reply #25 from JoeUser Forums Top
Did I write this whole thread?

Where's my meds?