It happens in our work place

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When I take a long time I'm slow
When my boss takes a long time she's thorough

When I don't do it I'm lazy
When my boss doesn't do it she's busy

When I make a mistake, I'm an idiot.
When my boss makes a mistake, she's only human.

When I do something without being told, I'm overstepping my authority
When my boss does the same, that's initiative

When I take a stand, I'm being bull-headed
When my boss does it, she's being firm.

When I overlooked a rule of etiquette, I'm being rude
When my boss skips a few rules, she's being original

When I'm out of the office, I'm wandering around
When my boss is out of the office, she's on business

When I'm on a day off sick, I'm always sick
When your boss is a day off sick, she must be very ill

When I apply for leave, I must be going for an interview
When my boss applies for leave, it's because she's overworked

When I please my boss I'm crawling
When my boss pleases his boss, she's co-operating

When I do good, my boss never remembers
When I do wrong, my boss never forgets........
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Reply #1 from JoeUser Forums Top
As Mel Brooks said in "History of the World Part 1" - it is great to be the king!
Reply #2 from JoeUser Forums Top
If your boss thinks that way about you, I'd advise either seeking new employment or improving your performance so maybe you can be the boss someday.
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Reply #3 from JoeUser Forums Top
As Mel Brooks said in "History of the World Part 1" - it is great to be the king!

Heh, yeah man!

If your boss thinks that way about you, I'd advise either seeking new employment or improving your performance so maybe you can be the boss someday.

Uh huh, i've been considering the first option for a few months now..........
Reply #4 from JoeUser Forums Top
I don't respond well to people I am supposed to think of as "boss". This blog reminds me why. I hope you find something where you are more appreciated!
Reply #5 from JoeUser Forums Top

Sally:

I hope you find something where you are more appreciated!

Thanks sweety, I hope so too...
Reply #6 from JoeUser Forums Top
Hmmm....sounds all to familiar. My mum finally decided to quit her job at a local call center. They are royally screwed up. If you say one thing, ONE THING, that is not in their script...you fail your call. As a matter of fact, my mum and those in her class (those who do not suck up) have yet to be graded with a passing call. Forget the fact that she's solved the callers problems...

:S

~Lucas
Reply #7 from JoeUser Forums Top
yep i can totally relate with your mum Lucas... Ah well, that's jsut how it is, but hopefully we'll all get different jobs where we're not considered as idiots.......