Yes, I'd wear these

from JoeUser Forums

*contains language and material that some readers and viewers may find offensive.  Read at your own risk*

I was over at T-Shirt Hell earlier today (www.tshirthell.com) and saw so many shirts that I'd like to get that I decided to make a list.  So, do reader, I present you with 'Dharma's T shirt wish list' (in no particular order)

Just because I'm sick of seeing the 'West Coast Choppers' logo on everyone and their dog, I'd like to have:

 

For those 'not so happy days':

 

I'm not sure this one is anything to brag about, but I think it's funny anyway:

 

I'd wear this one to the flea market on saturdays (and anyone who has ever been to a flea market in southern Illinois will understand the joke)

 

Shovelheat would appreciate the sentiment behind this one (and I think my friend Kim should get one of these too):

 

For no other reason than I think it's funny:

 

And finally, one that I'd have got for my son had this site been around when he was an infant:

 

So, whaddya fink, JU?

 

 

 

humor
8,207 views 10 replies
Reply #1 from JoeUser Forums Top
I like the one about my IQ being higher than that of the President

hehehe...it's funny cause it's true.
Reply #2 from JoeUser Forums Top
The Closed Captioning and PMS ones tickled my funny bone.

I can see some of my friends wearing the IQ and the chain letter t-shirts.

I'm sure there are a few more "less desirable" t-shirts at this website though....

Peace,

Beebes
TouchTasks - Access tasks with ease on Windows touchscreens.
Reply #3 from JoeUser Forums Top
Yup...latour is right...go for the my IQ being higher than that of the President...in fact buy lots of them...you can sell them here on JU to the 4 anti-Bush people...
Reply #4 from JoeUser Forums Top
Great choices!

The east coast "lawnmowers" hold a special place in my heart. There was this beefcakey asshole who always wore east coast choppers shirts to orchestra and it made me think he was trying to be a big shot....he was...just a lawnmower....

I also like the butt one...haha
Reply #5 from JoeUser Forums Top
HAHAHAHA!!! Your right, I loved it! If you get one and pose in it with bikini bottoms, I'll pay fer it!
Reply #6 from JoeUser Forums Top

I like the one about my IQ being higher than that of the President

hehehe...it's funny cause it's true.

Well, I think that about 75% of the population could wear that one and have it be true...

I'm sure there are a few more "less desirable" t-shirts at this website though....

Oh there are TONS of ones waaaaay worse than these.

 

go for the my IQ being higher than that of the President...

Me too!

There was this beefcakey asshole who always wore east coast choppers shirts to orchestra and it made me think he was trying to be a big shot....he was...just a lawnmower....

I knew that I didn't want a West Coast Choppers shirt when I saw the dufus across the street wearing one..and then they started selling them at WalMart which made me sure I didn't want one.  I like to East Coast Lawnmowes parody...just because it pokes fun at people.

Your right, I loved it! If you get one and pose in it with bikini bottoms, I'll pay fer it

No need, I'm getting one anyway.  And yes, I'll post a picture of it.  Are you sure you want to ruin the fantasy of my ass in bikini bottoms by actually seeing it, though?  I mean, close up?  it had cellulite on it and it's not the greatest ass in the world...I'm afraid you'll be disappointed...

Reply #7 from JoeUser Forums Top
let's pick and choose some words here...
my ass in bikini bottoms


and...

actually seeing it


and...

the greatest ass in the world...


and as far as...



I'm afraid you'll be disappointed...


I find perfection in imperfection. Those imperfections are what make us real, are they not?
Reply #8 from JoeUser Forums Top
Seeing as how you've been through a couple pregnancies, a car accident, and gods know what else, I think you should be proud of having an ass like yours.

I'd get this ( http://www.tshirthell.com/store/product.php?productid=452 ) one, but my buttoned shirts would cover it.
Reply #9 from JoeUser Forums Top
Love the ass shirt!!! I want one tooooooo!!!!
Reply #10 from JoeUser Forums Top
I really like the 'Closed Captions' t-shirt. It somehow seems appropriated for me, given my hearing problems. I recently saw a t-shirt someone was wearing on the street. It said 'Caution: may contain traces of nuts'. I laughed hard at that and ran after the guy to ask where he got it from. He said a friend had given to him as a gift. I will have to check out t-shirthell.com to see if it is there.

Thanks for putting these up and making me smile.

Cheers,

Maso