New State Mottos

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The old state mottos are tired and worn. It's time for some new state mottos, and here are a few I'm proposing (some are lifted from other sources, most are mine):

Wisconsin: Smell our Dairy Air

Nevada: When California falls into the ocean, we'll be beachfront property, baby!

Arkansas: Someone has to be 50th in education

Ohio: Our National Guard hasn't shot a student in 35 years

Indiana: "More than Corn in Indiana" my ASS!

Georgia: Our wide open spaces are bigger than Ted Turner's Ego!

Florida: the homemade raft capital of the world

Massachussetts: We're moving to Canada...You can HAVE the Kennedy family!

Washington: Repeat after me: Washington state, WEST COAST...Washington DC, EAST COAST!

Oregon: PETA refugee camp

Any others?

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Reply #2 from JoeUser Forums Top
California: zoned Republican free.
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Pennsylvania: We're sorry about Tom Ridge
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Massachuttes: If we can elect a drunk and a skunk, we will vote for anyone.

Vermont: Sane people need not apply.

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Connecticut: Our Governor will buy your Governor
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Hawaii: You want mac salad with your plate lunch, brah?

OR

Haoles go home (leave your wallets here).
Reply #9 from JoeUser Forums Top
New Jersey: "Give pollution a chance."
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Texas: Today the State, Tomorrow the Nation


But wouldn't you have to add Yesterday the Nation too?

I always liked Texas, Like it, or get the f--k out.
Reply #11 from JoeUser Forums Top
But then I think NYC is already using that one........
Reply #12 from JoeUser Forums Top
Nebraska: If you ain't a Husker fan, you ain't @#$%


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Reply #13 from JoeUser Forums Top
Nevada: When California falls into the ocean, we'll be beachfront property, baby!


*laughing hysterically* My assistant principal said that about us just a few weeks ago.
Reply #14 from JoeUser Forums Top
Wisconsin: Smell our Dairy Air


then kiss it