William Wallace: Aye, fight and you may die, run, and you'll live... at least a while. And dying in your beds, many years from now, would you be willin' to trade ALL the days, from this day to that, for one chance, just one chance, to come back here and tell our enemies that they may take our lives, but they'll never take... OUR FREEDOM!

Braveheart
(yet another favorite)

EXTERIOR ,AIRPORT TERMINAL BUILDING - PASSENGER LOADING ZONE


P.A. SYSTEM (female voice over.)
The white zone is for immediate loading
and unloading of passengers only. There is
no stopping in the red zone.

P.A. SYSTEM (male voice over.)
The red zone is for immediate loading and
unloading of passengers. There is no
stopping in the white zone.

P.A. SYSTEM (female v.o.)
No. The white zone is for loading and
unloading, and there is no stopping in the
red zone.

P.A. SYSTEM (male v.o.)
The red zone has always been for loading
and unloading, and there is never stopping
in a white zone.

P.A. SYSTEM (female v.o. getting annoyed)
Don't tell me which zone is for stopping
and which zone is for loading.

P.A. SYSTEM (male v.o.)
Listen, Betty. Don't start up with your
white zone crap again!


P.A. SYSTEM (female v.o.)
There's just no stopping in the white
zone.

P.A. SYSTEM (male v.o.)
Damn you,you're as bad as your mother!

P.A. SYSTEM (female v.o.)
Oh, really, Vernon! Why pretend? We both
know perfectly well what it is you're
talking about. You want me to have an
abortion.

P.A. SYSTEM (male v.o.)
It's really the only sensible thing to do.
If it's done properly, therapeutically,
there's no danger involved.

P.A. SYSTEM (female v.o.)
Have you considered that what's inside me
is a human being; that it's alive. We made
love. It's us -- you and me.



P.A. SYSTEM (male v.o.)
The red zone is for immediate loading and
unloading of passengers only. There is no
stopping in the white zone.

P.A. System Female v.o. weeping,HYSTERICALLY

P. A. SYSTEM (male v.o.)
The red zone is for...Betty, put down that
gun!

MACHINE GUN SHOTS - A WHOLE MAGAZINE ... and FEEBLE , MISERABLE ,GROAN.

P.A. SYSTEM ( female v.o. This time , very perkily and 'happy' )

The white zone is for immediate loading
and unloading of passengers only. There is
no stopping in the red zone... thank you ...
HAVE A NICE FLIGHT . . .


Classic Scripting from AIRPLANE !!

Hey, Vasquez...you ever been mistaken for a man? No, have you?

Is this going to be a stand-up fight, Sir, or another bug-hunt?

Somebody said alien...she thought they said illegal alien and signed up.

How do I get out of this chicken-shit outfit?

What're we supposed to use, man?  Harsh language?

Well that's great!  That's just fucking great, man.  Now what the fuck are we supposed to do, man We're in some real pretty shit now!

Maybe we got 'em demoralized.

I say we grease this rat-fuck son of a bitch right now!

Fuuuck!  He's dead. You're dogmeat, pal.

What do you mean, they cut the power?  How could they cut the power, man?  They're animals.

No prize for guessing the character or film

"Badges? We ain't got no badges. We don't need no badges! I don't have to show you any stinkin' badges!!"

Mexican bandit leader (The Treasure of the Sierra Madre)


Usually misquoted as "Badges?... We don't need no... stinkin' badges!!"




Fuzzy, the movie your quotes are from is 'Aliens'

Tony: So..Your obviously the big dick..and the man on either side of you are your balls. There are two types of balls: There are big, brave balls, and there are little mintzy faggot balls.
Vinny: These are your last words so make them a prayer!
Tony:Your dicks have drive and clarity of vision. They're not clever. They smell pussy and want a piece of the action. And you thought you smelled some good old pussy...and have brought your two little faggot balls along for a good ole time. But got your parties mangled up. There's no pussy here, just a dose that will make you wish you were born a woman. Like a prick...you're having second thoughts. You're shrinking...and your two little balls are shrinkin with ya. The fact that you've got replica writtin down the side of your gun...and the fact that i've got Desert Eagle .50...writtin down the side of mine..should precipitate your balls into shrinking along with your presence. Now...Fuck off.

Who is gonna rob 2 black men holding pistols in a car that's worth less than your shirt?

....and one more from a movie full of great quotes:

Do you know what Nemesis means? A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent, personified in this case by an horrible cunt...me.

"A man can be an artist in anything .. food, whatever. It depends on how good he is at it. Creasys art is death. He's about to paint his masterpiece."

Excellent Film!




"I'm looking for a pack of trojans!"

"Oh (pat's his pockets) I'm fresh out!"


Mel Brook's The History of The World

My name's Jim, but most people call me...Jim...

Indiana Jones: Sallah, I said *no* camels. That's *five* camels. Can't you count?

Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade

You're real lucky. That's all I gotta say.

If that's all you gotta say, then I am lucky.

Martin Riggs: The guy who shot me! The same albino jackrabbit son of a bitch who did Hunsacker.

Roger Murtaugh: You sure?

Martin Riggs: Yeah, I'm sure man. I never forget an asshole.


Lethal Weapon

"I have to believe in a world outside my own mind. I have to believe that my actions still have meaning, even if I can't remember them. I have to believe that when my eyes are closed, the world's still there. Do I believe the world's still there? Is it still out there?... Yeah. We all need mirrors to remind ourselves who we are. I'm no different."




"You know what one of the reasons for short term memory loss is? Venereal disease. Maybe your cunt of fucking a wife sucked one too many diseased cocks and turned you into a fucking retard. "





Memento

Ha! Here's one i forgot about until i just watched it again.

"I'm warning you Lezak, I studied karate with a chinese grandmaster"

"Yeah ... well i hope he showed ya how to pull a firepoker outta your ass"




Just Married

Dante Hicks: 37! My girlfriend's sucked 37 dicks!
Customer: In a row?

Clerks

"...and don't play with yourself, wouldn't look nice on my highway. Oh you can think about it... but don't do it"

" When I get home I'm gonna smack your momma in the mouth. There's no way, no way that you could'a come from my loins"

Buford T Justice.

Don't knock masturbation, it's sex with someone I love.

Woody Allen in Annie Hall

Cameron is so tight, if you stick a lump of coal up his ass, in two weeks you'll have a diamond!

Ferris Buelle'r Day Off

Mr. Dark: Your torments call us like dogs in the night. And we do feed, and feed well. To stuff ourselves on other people's torments. And butter our plain bread with delicious pain... Funerals, marriages, lost loves, lonely beds; that is our diet. We suck that misery and find it sweet. We can smell the young ulcerating to be men a thousand miles off. And hear a middle-aged fool like yourself groaning with midnight despairs from halfway round the world.

Something Wicked This Way Comes
(I love this movie!!!)

hmmm..... damn dyslexia!

Ferris: Life goes by pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

Ferris Bueller's Day Off

Bethany: Having beliefs isn't good?

Rufus: I think it's better to have ideas. You can change an idea. Changing a belief is trickier. Life should malleable and progressive; working from idea to idea permits that. Beliefs anchor you to certain points and limit growth; new ideas can't generate. Life becomes stagnant.

Dogma

Hoban 'Wash' Washburn: This landing is gonna get pretty interesting.
Capt. Malcolm Reynolds: Define "interesting".
Hoban 'Wash' Washburn: [deadpan] Oh God, oh God, we're all going to die?

Robert Thorn: If there were anything wrong, you'd tell me, wouldn't you?
Kathy Thorn: Wrong? What could be wrong with our child, Robert? We're the beautiful people, aren't we?


The Omen (1976)