Hollywood Wants You

Cast your life story

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Hollywood has called and said they are making a movie about your life. (Wether you like it or not, warts and all)
They are willing to give you 'some' authority in the production.
You get to cast
Yourself.
Your parents
Your love interest (Sorry, there can be only one)
Your director
and
The theme song
the title
and mood (Love story, comedy, drama, action, etc)

and..there is just enough in the budget to ressurect 'one' dead actor/actress if you absolutely insist on them being in one of the mentioned roles.

I already picked mine.
me- Kevin Bacon
mom- Mary Tyler Moore
dad- Robert Duvall
love interest- Fairuza Balk
Director- Ed Wood (ressurected)
Theme song- 'Drive' by the Cars
Title- Swedish Fish And White Wine
Mood- Dark Comedy

So...Hollywoods calling.....
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Reply #1 from WinCustomize Forums Top
me - me
mom - my mother
dad - my father
love interest - my wife
Director - dont need one
theme song - Cliff Richard - Some People
Title - 'Days of our lives'
Mood - Cheerfull drama
Reply #2 from WinCustomize Forums Top
me - Shrek
mom - Mamie Van Doren
dad - Ed Asner
love interest - Bjork
director - William Smithee
theme song - Dazed and Confused
title - Moon Beams and Cowpies
mood - heart throbbing thriller
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Reply #3 from WinCustomize Forums Top
Shrek has been contacted and had this response.
Reply #4 from WinCustomize Forums Top
Yeah, I know. I've been telling him not to worry, I think he can pull it off.
Reply #5 from WinCustomize Forums Top

I think it's gonna close before it's even opened. Another 'Heaven's Gate"!
Reply #6 from WinCustomize Forums Top
ME....has to be me!
Ma'...Dolly Parton.
Pa'...Buddy Ebsen (resurrected)
Love interest...Dolly Parton.
Director...Smothers Brothers (if not sisters).
Theme song...I Will Always Love You.
Title....Thar's love in Them Thar Hills
Mood....Beverley Hillbillies meets Best Little Whorehouse...
Reply #7 from WinCustomize Forums Top
Ma'...Dolly Parton.
Love interest...Dolly Parton.

Um, Starkers, isn't it a bit incestuous?
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Reply #10 from WinCustomize Forums Top
Um, Starkers, isn't it a bit incestuous?


Ummmm....perhaps! Was trying to capture.....oh nevermind. Truth is, I admire Dolly Parton as a performer, whether it be singing or acting, and nobody else came to mind...for either role.

Nothing wrong with wanting the best of both worlds, is there? Dolly would make a terrific mother
Reply #11 from WinCustomize Forums Top
Ma'...Dolly Parton.


Love interest...Dolly Parton.


...common starkers, she can be only one

-=TYCUS=-
Reply #12 from WinCustomize Forums Top
..common starkers, she can be only one


Tycus.....the whole thing was tongue in cheek, something like Scary Movie, and should not be taken seriously.
Reply #13 from WinCustomize Forums Top
Ma'...Dolly Parton.


Love interest...Dolly Parton.


Theme song...I Will Always Love You.


Shouldn't the theme be 'Family Affair'? or 'We Are Fanily'?

And won't 'Buddy' have something to say about this?

Dolly is awesome, btw. Always liked her, but really have gotten into her bluegrass stuff. I love 'Little Sparrow' and her version of 'Shine'.
Reply #14 from WinCustomize Forums Top
Me - Robert Deniro
Mom - Erin Brocovich (?spelling)
dad - Invisible Man
Love Interest(s)(can you say Lays Potato Chips) - Jessica Alba, Ashley Judd, Jennifer Aniston, Drew Barrymore, Angelina Jolie, Selma Hayek, Heather Graham, Bridgette Wilson.....did I forget anyone?? I'm sure I did.
Director - Me (never was good with authority figures)
Theme Song - Hard Days Night
Title - Canonball Run
Mood - Tear Jerking Comedy/Drama Love Story
Reply #15 from WinCustomize Forums Top
Me / Myself
Mom / Tyne Daly
Dad / my Dad/ resurrected
Love Interests/a few (Matthew McConaughey/Johnny Depp/Brad Pitt/Hugh Jackman)
Director / Ron Howard
Theme Song / Sheryl Crowe/ All I wanna do
Title / Life Set To Music
Mood / Epic/Action/Light comedy/Love story/Classic
Reply #16 from WinCustomize Forums Top


Shouldn't the theme be 'Family Affair'? or 'We Are Fanily'?


The Beverley Hillbillies were on TV at the time, I'd recently seen The Best Little Whorehousefor about the 5th time, and in keeping with the hillbilly theme, The Hills Have Eyes came to mind....a B grade horror flick about mutant hillbillies...

I just couldn't resist combining the comedy, horror and romance themes when this thread suggested a wee chance at Hollywood fame.....closest I'll ever get

Okay, so I have a warped imagination....been watching too many Wayans Brothers movies, I guess
Reply #17 from WinCustomize Forums Top
Starkers, you've been warped for quite some time-- the nick is a dead give-away
Reply #18 from WinCustomize Forums Top
Your love interest (Sorry, there can be only one)


Some of you are just plain greedy.
I won't name names, I'll just point and whistle.Whistle
Reply #19 from WinCustomize Forums Top
Frightened 2

I'm drawing a line here on the floor, starkers. If you cross it, Imma shoot first and count straightjackets later.Shifty Eyes 2
Reply #20 from WinCustomize Forums Top
Some of you are just plain greedy.

If you do my life story "one" is where I stopped. I didn't marry until I was 23. Had to get there first. If I had to oick one to play the wife....I guess I'd go with Bridgette Wilson. Hope Sampras rots in hell.
Reply #21 from WinCustomize Forums Top
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Starkers, you've been warped for quite some time-- the nick is a dead give-away


Yep, was born with my tongue in my cheek, one hand on a joke book and the other on the giggle juice However, my nick is more a deviation on my name, rather than a state of undress....ooops, guess 'deviation' says it all.


I'm drawing a line here on the floor, starkers. If you cross it, Imma shoot first and count straightjackets later


Now I never mentioned anything about having to wear a straight jacket.....looks like I'm a gonna have to get out my bullet proof one, then.

Your love interest (Sorry, there can be only one)

Some of you are just plain greedy.


Tooooo true....and I'm copping all this flak for picking just one Geez, and I thought you could do anything in a Hollywood movie

Okay, if nobody else is gonna say it...."That starkers is one sick puppy." There, everyone feeling better now?

Oh well, my brief movie career is over and it's back to ordinary suburban life in Aussie, without so much as an Oscar nomination
Reply #22 from WinCustomize Forums Top
Can we get back to the movie making, that was fun, stop picking apart what people say... It's all in fun!!! LOL
Reply #23 from WinCustomize Forums Top
Okay. Take 2. Action!Lightsaber Fight
Reply #24 from WinCustomize Forums Top
Okay. Take 2. Action!


Not flamin' likely.....my first movie was a flop, people turned away from the box office in droves!

One reviewer said, and I quote: "Van Damme might have gotten away with it in 'Double Impact, but this director obviously hadn't heard that dual casting went out with Shakspeare and it should have remained in an obscure theatre in the back streets of Stratford Upon Avon."

Movie critics can be so harsh!