Festivus is a secular holiday celebrated on December 23 as a way to

celebrate the holiday season without participating in its pressures and commercialism. 

Summary of  the holiday's rituals
Festivus pole

Festivus dinner

 Airing of Grievances

 Feats of Strength 

Festivus miracles


I got alot of problems with you people!!

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And Happy Frackin Festivus!!     Po sucks!

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I got alot of problems with you people!!
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Try "a lot".

 

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And here I thought Festivus was a Deputy for Marshall Dillonus. o_O

 One of my favorite B/W TV shows......"Slingsmoke" :w00t:

P.S. The B/W means black and white for all you young whippersnappers out there.

Happy Whatever, Po' :star:

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Quoting DrJBHL, reply 2
Try "a lot".
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Try what a lot?

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Happy Smorgasborg......Day .......... Po........ and company ... all you little heathens out to there. Peace.

 

 

 

 

That's my story and I'm stickin' to it.

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Quoting Uvah, reply 5
Happy Smorgasborg......Day
End of Uvah's quote

WRONG! That's on January 2nd and is known as National Buffet Day. Boy, I can't wait til the Feats of Strength cause you are so going down! HOO-HA!

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Dear recipient

Please accept with no obligation , implied or implicit , my best wishes
for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible ,low stress , non
addictive , gender neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday
practiced with the most enjoyable traditions of religious persuasion or
secular practices of your choice with respect for the religious /
secular persuasions and / or traditions of others, or their choice not
to practice religious or secular traditions at all .

I also wish you a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling and
medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally
accepted calendar year 2012 , but not without due respect for the
calendar of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have
helped make our country great ( not to imply that this country is
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expected within the usual application of good tidings for a period of
one year or until the issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of
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Quoting JcRabbit, reply 7
Best Regards ( without prejudice )
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How dare you drag your generic, ambiguous, and androgynous beliefs into my cynical and misanthropic thread.

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From: The Old Crab

To: All

Well Po.....and all of the Wincustomizers .... Grand Raspberries to All and To All A Goodnight .... and Festivus whatever.....Oh and Merry Christmas too!!!

 

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Quoting PoSmedley, reply 8
How dare you drag your generic, ambiguous, and androgynous beliefs into my cynical and misanthropic thread.
End of PoSmedley's quote

Hehehe. One just can't win. :)

Merry Christmas, guys!

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Quoting JcRabbit, reply 10
Merry Christmas, guys!
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You too Jorge.

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Happy Festivus and Merry Xmas, Zu and Jorge.  ;)