I would give you karma, but I'm trying to horde as much of it as I can in an attempt to overthrow Frogboy and seize control of Stardock.

But you have two 9s and two 4s in your member number.

I would give you karma but it would have to be two times the current amount add 57 to that subtract 1 and multiply by 0.

I would give you Karma, but my smoke detector went off for some reason and I had to go fix it.

I would give you Karma, but I'm just too lazy to press the button.

I would give you karma, but I don't know how to count in metric.

I would give you karma...but I just plain don't like you.

j/k lol

I would give you karma, but I was recently told we're only allowed to give it to Chuck Norris.

I would give you karma but your avatar looks really really gay

I would give you karma, but it is too darn early in the morning to be posting let alone thinking.

I would give you karma but you started another stupid forum game that I refuse to play in! Crap, I just did...

I would give you karma, but you used an exorbentant amount of exclamation points.