I'd give you karma, butyou have not earned any

harpo

I'd give you karma but I don't know how to!

I'd give you karma, butgunslinger deserves it more

I'd give you karma, but your name made me hungry

I would give you karma, but I can not lift you

harpo

I would give you karma, but you have a poor grip

I would give you karma but you are still veering

I would give you karma, but you are against those with more karma then you.

I would give you karma but you don't play enough forum games

"I would give you karma," says yo mama "but you're so mean to all those people stuck in that spider web doo-hickey."

I would give you karma, but you lost your comma.

harpo

I would give you karma, but I am too busy smashing face in Dawn of War II:Last Stand.

I would give you karma but the peasants are revolting and I need to flee