A Little Political Humor

The Pope In Alaska

from JoeUser Forums

  
You have to understand Alaskans have their own set of values....got this from a friend in VA.... 

The  Pope In Alaska

The Pope took a couple of days off to visit the rugged mountains of Alaska for some sightseeing. He was cruising along the campground in the Pope Mobile when there was a frantic commotion just at the edge of the woods.

A helpless Democrat, wearing sandals, shorts, a 'Save the Whales' hat and a 'To Hell with Bush T-shirt, was screaming while struggling frantically and thrashing around trying to free himself from the grasp of a 10-foot grizzly.

As the Pope watched in horror, a group of Republican loggers came racing up.

One quickly fired a 44 magnum into the bear's chest. The other two
reached up and pulled the bleeding, semiconscious Democrat from the bear's grasp. Then using long clubs, the three loggers finished off the bear and two of them threw it onto the bed of their truck while the other tenderly placed the injured Democrat in the back seat.

As they prepared to leave, the Pope summoned them to come over. 'I give you my blessing for your brave actions!' he told them. 'I heard there was a bitter hatred between Republican loggers and Democratic environmental activists but now I've seen with my own eyes that this is not true.'

As the Pope drove off, one logger asked his buddies 'Who was that guy?'

'It was the Pope,' another replied. 'He's in direct contact with heaven and has access to all wisdom.'

'Well,' the logger said, 'he may have access to all wisdom but he doesn't know squat about bear hunting! By the way, is the bait still alive, or do we need to go back to Massachusetts and get another one?'

 

 

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Reply #1 from JoeUser Forums Top

That's too funny!

Reply #2 from Stardock Forums Top

Well played.

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Reply #3 from Stardock Forums Top

Thanks.....I love a good political joke~ |-)

Reply #4 from JoeUser Forums Top

That's probably one of the best political jokes I've read in a while!

Reply #5 from JoeUser Forums Top

Thanks AD.....I thought so too.  I try to only put up the ones that really make me grin and since I come from a neighboring state to Massachussets I loved this one especially. 

Reply #7 from Stardock Forums Top

hahahaha

When I was in Alaska, a state park ranger took my family on a nature walk in which she informed us it is illegal to pick any sort of flora in large parts of Alaska.  (Where we lived you couldn't cut down a single tree or large shrub without permission from the forestry department.  Alaska has more rules than "civilized" states.)

Bout that time a tree hugger, with a t-shirt reading something appropriate to the ideology, came barreling down the path with a fist full of of wild flowers.

She stopped him and told him the law.  You can't pick flowers here, and for safety, you shouldn't be out here (a known bear area) without at least another person.

It was hysterical.  He was indignant. 

Save the TREES, but don't think for a minute of telling them they can't pick flowers and run through the woods like nut jobs distributing the wild life!