Burger King Quad Stacker.... it almost killed me...

Thats why I dont eat fast food. Evertime I try I almost barf thinking about all the stuff that goes in there, not to mention the sanitation issues.

You are a much braver (or hungrier) man than I. Did they at least give you a t-shirt "I almost vomited at Burger King and all I got was this lousy t-shirt...and a warning from my doctor".

That said I did eat two steaks once...that was a good day.

no shirt, but the sandwich was free cuz by buddy had a buy 1 get 1 coupon. I guess I can't complain too much as I chose to die for free, almost....

Why is all the good stuff life threatening?

I'm no fan of fast food, but there are times when you can't beat a Big King or Big Mac.

Uh oh...the cravings are setting in, I'd better go put on a patch.

Do they still make Big Kings?

everything is threatening in sufficient quantities.

the thing is that these big fast-food chains have brought something that is supposed to come in rare meals into something almost common, mundane.

its akin to sleeping 23 hours a day. that much sleep can kill you.

Lion after the hunt.

I here ya... I had a tirple stacker at this place called the Beef 'n' Bun. It had 4 slices of cheese and 4 slices of bacon wit hthe three patties. By the end of it I felt my heart beating and a strain in my chest.

It was like the Simpsons episode where the simpsons had BBQ( because He wanted to have a better BBQ then Flanders' BBQ), I was wigam with the burger could get up.

If they don't I wouldn't know, haven't been to BK in ages.

Never had a Big King, didn't see it on the menu either...

Wow, a wopper fills me up! quad stack, that is... crazy, hehe.

You are my hero


Aww comeon guys, there's nothing wrong with a little junk food every now and then. Everything in moderation right? As skinny as I am it is probably actually good for me

interesting how we define moderation.
Humans, by very nature, do not moderate. even people on the strictest of diets (excluding balemics/anemics) are still eating foods more than they should.
whats most interesting about this is that our body is built to suffer. in a way it makes sense (would you go hunt food if you were never hungry?) but damn... so cruel the plans of god.

My body mass index suggests otherwise. I took one of those tests once just for giggles. It is a little gizmo that you hold in both hands. It sends an electric impulse through your body and measures the resistance it encounters (from one hand to the other) and from that and based on your height and weight detirmines your body mass index. All it had to say about me was "error"

I'm about 6'1" and 145 lbs. Like I said, a little fast food is probably good for me.

still, our bodies aren't meant for the types of fats we drag into our systems. probably the only reason you're 145 lbs at 6' is that you dont get a ton of protein in your diet or genetic history. assuming now that you're a guy.
and still, what is the BMI based on? artificial fitness levels that we ascribe based on averages of the contemporary first world person. it simply doesnt apply.

for instance at your weight and height (you put it up, dont blame me) your body is either 1) streamlined from a genetic history of a low fat, low protien diet (think far east asia or some other, similar diet) or 2) you dont get enough protiens in your diet.

of course I dont know you, and I'm not any dietician. but based on preliminary data, thats what I would suspect.

I guess the way that the tester works is that fat has very low electrical resistance vs. muscle and muscle has low electrical resistance vs. bone. It just runs the electrical resistance that it records through an algorithm (i have no idea what) with your height and weight and spits out the BMI. I guess my electrical resistance was so high compared with my height and weight that I was outside of the range of its results so it just said "error." Not that I give it much stock. I'm a healthy guy... just skinny. I've seen pictures of my dad at my age and I look just like him... well, less like a hippy but still the same build

I know how the system works. but still, its based on contemporary people who live like what?
lots of fats.

NEVER EAT FAST FOOD  

That stuff will kill you. The burgers have about 1% real meat, and the rest is just chemicals and addictive E-numbers.

That stuff will give you a heart attack at 20 if you arn't careful. Didn't any of you watch that program on More4, when that guy ate nothing but fast food for a mounth? He ended up almost dying.

Therefore the point of this story is: DON'T EAT FAST FOOD!  

I made it to 26! Fast food doesn't kill, it preserves the body! Mmm 1% meat... Sorta like a slim jim...

let me put it to you this way:
eat anything for a month, and you'll end up 1/2 dead. that includes healthy food such as carrots.

obviously you need to be MORE moderate, but 1 full month on the stuff is one *censored*y test.

If you eat a lot of carrots you turn orange...

no...
carrots turn you yellow.

ORANGE!

do quote doctor cox:
"Carrots can turn you yellow, tomatos turn you red, oxodifficiency turns you purple but nothing on God's green earth turns you ORANGE!"

Given the choise between a Big Mac or nothing, I'd go for nothing all the time!

Anyway, the food tastes vile, like drinking from a dirty chemisty beaker...

P.s Who is the Dr Cox?

I know him from Scrubs!



I'm 5'11 and approximately 52kgs, making my BMI 17.5, which also classifies as underweight. Its annoying when you're actually trying to put on weight because with all the low fat foods you can't do it by eating, and exercise is difficult because the low-fat foods don't have the nutrients to allow you to build up your body, my diet has consisted mostly of (but not entirely) steak and salad for the past month, and that scale hasn't budged!



I agree, once a month or so is perfectly healthy, what nutrients there are (a surprising amount of protein can be drawn from a KFC, not a lot, but more than you'd think) can be absorbed and with that amount your body can easily burn off the calories and other disgustingness that we all know (but rather wouldn't) goes into fast food.