The Good Ones

I can't catch a break

from JoeUser Forums
I met THE most gorgeous man I have ever seen in real life. (I mean Matthew McConaughey is better looking but he doesn't count because he's pretend.) This guy was my ideal of real life perfect handsome manhood. He was six foot two, brown wavy hair, light sprinkling of gray at the temples, chiseled chin, good shoulders,nice chest. Whoa baby slice me off a piece of that!
He poked his head in the teacher's lounge and said, "Hi ladies." and I swear we all giggled like 7th graders.
I batted my eyelashes and everything.
"You know who that is, right?" asked one of my colleaugues.
"No, who?"
"That's Father Tom. We call him Father What a Waste."

Apparently, all the good ones are married, gay, dead, or priests.
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Reply #1 from JoeUser Forums Top
classic.. and funny too.. thank you for morning double take.
Reply #2 from JoeUser Forums Top
What a shame. Maybe you'll find your single, straight, non-priest, breathing Mathew McConaughey look-alike someday. Or is he a mythical creature like unicorns and fairies?
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Reply #3 from JoeUser Forums Top
Great one!  Like MM says, thanks for the morning laugh.
Reply #4 from JoeUser Forums Top
Apparently, all the good ones are married, gay, dead, or priests.


That's what I've always said. It sucks hardcore huh?
Reply #5 from JoeUser Forums Top
What a sorry thing for a gene pool that could use some good-lookin studs.
Reply #6 from JoeUser Forums Top
Sure, but how do you think I feel? I had to get married to even be possibly considered one of the "good ones" (seeing as my not being gay, dead or a priest kept me out of the running).
Reply #7 from JoeUser Forums Top
So I guess your son who is a priest, is one of the good ones? ;~D
Reply #8 from JoeUser Forums Top
Well perhaps you could get him to change denominations and then wa-la, he could marry you!

What?!
Reply #9 from JoeUser Forums Top
Well perhaps you could get him to change denominations and then wa-la, he could marry you


Well we do have celibacy in common. And how is THAT working for me X(