You can fight slags, you can fight dragons, but since they added the 3% "chance of anything happening" rule, you cannot fight the RNG.

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Oh, I just spoke to your RNG.  It said you had used up all your good numbers getting a working installation out of a corrupt installer. If I were you I would sleep under the bed, tonight.

If the poison was still on, you might have moved Donya away rather than attack.

Nice story though, I'm glad the RNG hasn't beat me that bad yet

Randomness is the enemy of skill. It's interesting to see than more skilled a player is than more randomness hurts him, and the crappier a player is, the more he benefits from luck.

In the first place, a skilled player is less likely to get into situations where he must depend on luck to survive, thus it is more likely randomness will screw him in a situation where would have prevailed otherwise.

On the other side a bad player will find himself more often in sticky situations, thus randomness can only benefit him by avoiding defeat.

But then again I my opinion chess lacks excitement. Now I'm going back under my bed, errr, on my bed.

This is why you always let the pawns go first.