NEW UNBEATABLE - Pirate Strategy. (good for all players, new and veteran)

I have started a 5 star Unfair game against 8 opponents with Active Pirates.  I'm working on a bulletproof strategy to defeat the pirates once and for all and believe I can coerce the Pirate AI to actually begin working for me in a long run.

Basically I do the following: 

- First I build a few navigators - to find out where the Pirate home planet is in my current system (this is KEY, find it SOON)

- Second I build my Capital Ship factory and pump out my free Colonizer and take the nearest planet with it. 

-  I then concentrate all my empire on building my lowest level attack frigate.

-  By now your scout ships should have located the Pirate Planet!!

-  Make the spawn point for your frigate factory - The Pirate Planet and send ships one at a time to their death.  It lets the pirates know that I have no regard for the lives of my men, so am probably too crazy to attack.

So far I keep getting attacked but I'm hopeful that my complete crass disregard for the lives of my men will force them to cease such activities.  I'm also working on a cannon that can fire orphans of my planets at the sun which I will Youtube and send the Pirates the URL for so they can be in further awe of my power.

Untill then I am researching the Novalith cannon on my nearest asteroid planetoid which I will then shoot at my Capital planet the next time a Pirate Fleet attacks it. 

Wish me luck!
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LOL. :D
Reply #2 Top
Hahaha that was a very good laugh :). Thanks for that!
Reply #3 Top
Er... I don't know if you are serious, or just insane. I will go with serious.

DON'T FORGET TO MAKE THE PENGUINS YOUR EVIL OVERLORDS!!!
Reply #5 Top
Actually, by throwing your ships into the loving embrace of the pirates, you're decreasing the bounty on your head.
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Actually, by throwing your ships into the loving embrace of the pirates, you're decreasing the bounty on your head.
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Ever heard of humor?
Reply #8 Top
Actually, by throwing your ships into the loving embrace of the pirates, you're decreasing the bounty on your head.Ever heard of humor?
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I think he is researching alternative tech trees. :/
Reply #9 Top
Why use light frigates? Use colony frigates!
Reply #10 Top
Better yet mod it so you can send construction LEVs!
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Actually, by throwing your ships into the loving embrace of the pirates, you're decreasing the bounty on your head.


Ever heard of humor?
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He was just highlighting that, in a twisted sort of way, there is a potential benefit to throwing your ships at pirates.

It was the same thought I had when I read that part of the OP.
Reply #13 Top
BAH !!!..I have the ulitmate plan.../resumes building a giant wooden badger
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Erects large wall for snotty Frenchman to walk upon, hurling insults at you and your badger.

+2 Flinging farm animals tech tree- currently researching 78% complete

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BAH !!!..I have the ulitmate plan.../resumes building a giant wooden badgerErects large wall for snotty Frenchman to walk upon, hurling insults at you and your badger.+2 Flinging farm animals tech tree- currently researching 78% complete
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Haha LMAO
Reply #15 Top
The funny thing is that it actually works. At least if you hold off the suicide until after the bounty was placed ;)
Reply #16 Top
Researching Returning Armada, 99%...
Research complete.

Regal Vasari guy: Facccce the Dark Fleeeeet!
Pathetic TEC general: CRAP! RUN AWAY!
*TEC constantly jumps away from their homeworld, afraid of my fleet*
*they place 1 mil bounty on my head, the last of their credits*
*1 mil piriate fleet is thrashed by the Dark Fleet*
Pathetic TEC general: Oh $***.
They all die.
HAPPY ENDING!