What if God had a blog?

from JoeUser Forums

OK, I'm asking for your creative juices here to suggest blog titles God might write (for you atheists, just play along, k?). Here's my starter list:

  • Jerry Falwell said WHAT? I'm SO Embarrassed
  • News to Muslims: The 70 virgin thing ain't happenin'
  • For THIS I sent my son to die?
  • Only Monty Python got it right...It's CHEESEMAKERS, dammit! CHEESEMAKERS!
  • Pranks I played on gullible holy rollers
  • Insider stock tips for the faithful (Custom audience)

I'd love to hear your ideas as well!

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Reply #1 from JoeUser Forums Top
{loud voice from the sky} I already have a blog gid.
Reply #2 from JoeUser Forums Top
Just eat the hotdog, kid...it won't cost you anything. (Except for your SOUL...muahahahahaha!)
Sins of a Solar Empire II
Reply #3 from JoeUser Forums Top
"2000 Years, and they STILL don't get it"
"Self-Help Book: A New You in 7 Days a Crock of Sh*t!"
"Holy Wars and Why they Don't Work"
"Son a bit late getting back to you... been busy doing chores"
"Reality TV: Ha! *I* can fire The Donald"
"I thought about it, but Adam & Steve didn't have the same ring to it..."
"This New Me Isn't Working... Maybe it's Time to Level A City Again"
"Arc of the Covenant: INFINITE COSMIC POWER... itty bitty living space"
"I gave you TEN rules... and you couldn't even manage that"
Reply #4 from JoeUser Forums Top
"STOP PUTTING MY PROPHETS IN LOONEY BINS!"
Reply #5 from JoeUser Forums Top
Uh, he did not like it and posted triple?
Reply #6 from JoeUser Forums Top
Worse, he does not want me to correct it!
Reply #7 from JoeUser Forums Top

Catholics: I said CELBRATE not CELIBATE.

Geesh!  What more can I do?

Reply #8 from JoeUser Forums Top
I like them all pretty well. How about

"To Orthodox Jews: I was joking!"
Reply #9 from JoeUser Forums Top
how about ..

"The Pope's hat, Mel Gibson and other things that crack me up"

or

"So Moses, Jesus and I walk into a bar..."

or

"Why do only rappers and boxers thank me?"
Reply #10 from JoeUser Forums Top
God already has a blog

Link
Reply #11 from JoeUser Forums Top
The Holy Bible, The Book of Mormon, The Pearl of Great Price & The Docrine & Covenants.

God's blogs, indexed by century, people and prophet. ;~D
Reply #12 from JoeUser Forums Top

I'd really like to steer this away from an in depth theological discussion. That's why I posted it in the humor section. But I think my favorites so far are:

Just eat the hotdog, kid...it won't cost you anything. (Except for your SOUL...muahahahahaha!)

"Arc of the Covenant: INFINITE COSMIC POWER... itty bitty living space"

"So Moses, Jesus and I walk into a bar..."

And, to add another if I may (of COURSE I may...it's MY blog):

"The Joy of Smiting"

 

 

 

Reply #13 from JoeUser Forums Top
Don't sweat it Gid, the humor aspect is why I added "God's blogs, indexed by century, people and prophet. ;~D"

Maybe I'm the only one who thought it was funny. ;~D
Reply #14 from JoeUser Forums Top
Why I Get To Be A Bigamist And You Don't
Being The "Bride Of Christ" Does Not Make Men Gay
Jonah And The Big Fish: The Inside Story
God Reveals All! Startling Revealtions And Revealationists!
That's Gross! Mosses Put Your Shoes Back On!
Kids! Whatsa Matter With These Kids Today!
Smoke 'Em If You Got 'Em
So You Want To Be An Infidel
Hell: Is It Hot In Here Or Is It Just You?
Why I Let Solomon Slip All That Dirty Stuff Into My Book --Or -- Song Of Solomon, It's Not Just For Bathroom Walls
Hey, Jude, Don't Make It Bad
Don't Make Me Come Down There
Forgive Me, Children, For I Am Perfect
Fallwell: Every Throne Room Needs A Jester
Don't Blame Me, I Didn't Take 'Em
Don't Play Dumb With Me
Agape NOT Eros!
Why Weren't You Interested In MY "Free Love"?
The Jury Decided WHAT?!?!?!
You Heard What I Said The First Time
Sheeple Are Good For Business
"Pearl Of Great Price" Half Off, One Day Only
Oy Vey!
So, Then I Made Him Bark Like A Dog...
The Democratic Party: My New Plan For Separating Sheep From Goats
Out To Lunch -- Be Back In 2000 Years
Reply #15 from JoeUser Forums Top
Very amusing Gid! I can't think of any right now but these guys are doing very well so far!
Reply #16 from JoeUser Forums Top
Hehe, i wish i had come up with that idea for a blog!
Here's my contribution:
~Lucifer, that moron~
~Ferries too Expensive? I choose to walk!~

Heh, cant think of anything else...
Reply #17 from JoeUser Forums Top
After All This Time The Platypus Still Cracks Me Up