Why I Should Be President

from JoeUser Forums

I've never been to law school.

I actually work for a living.

I don't believe a chicken in every pot is near as good as a beer in every fridge.

If elected I'll see to it that every PC asshat in the country is deported to France.

 

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Reply #1 from JoeUser Forums Top
If elected I'll see to it that every PC asshat in the country is deported to France.
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But what will we do without Microsoft? I don't think you've truly seen the ramifications of sending the entire Personal Computer industry overseas. :LOL:
Reply #2 from JoeUser Forums Top
The first platform I can get behind fully!

Mason for President! Common sense in government! (plus the beer in the fridge. ;) )
Sins of a Solar Empire II
Reply #3 from JoeUser Forums Top
But what will we do without Microsoft? I don't think you've truly seen the ramifications of sending the entire Personal Computer industry overseas.
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LOL

Mason for President! Common sense in government! (plus the beer in the fridge. )
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LOL
Reply #4 from JoeUser Forums Top

I like all 4 things you said, but I have to penalize you for number 2 (and my reasoning may be number 2 :D ).

I know it's not your fault but your truck is broke down too much. With a record like that how can I be sure all the asshats will be gone? ;)

Reply #5 from JoeUser Forums Top

I'd vote except for #4.

Reply #6 from JoeUser Forums Top
beer in every fridge.
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Beer, ew...gross!
Reply #7 from JoeUser Forums Top
Beer, ew...gross!
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You are forgiven, because you are

1 - a girl
2 - A mormon

So instead I am sure Mason will provide you with some soft cider. ;)
Reply #8 from JoeUser Forums Top
You are forgiven, because you are

1 - a girl
2 - A mormon

So instead I am sure Mason will provide you with some soft cider.
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Yay more beer for us! :)
Reply #9 from JoeUser Forums Top

But if you one, you'd continue to want to work for a living and we can't have that in a president!! ;~D

Reply #10 from JoeUser Forums Top
You are forgiven, because you are

1 - a girl
2 - A mormon

So instead I am sure Mason will provide you with some soft cider.
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And I think beer just smells NASTY. Gross, man. Just gross.
Reply #11 from JoeUser Forums Top
Well, ok, I admit that that I would have to actually give up working for a living, and of course those who don't care for beer would be given alternative options such as wine or Pepsi, but all the PC asshats still have to go.
Reply #12 from JoeUser Forums Top
Well, ok, I admit that that I would have to actually give up working for a living, and of course those who don't care for beer would be given alternative options such as wine or Pepsi, but all the PC asshats still have to go.
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I'll drink to that!
Reply #13 from JoeUser Forums Top
And I think beer just smells NASTY. Gross, man. Just gross.
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Like AD says, that is more for the rest of us!

CedarBird for Surgeon General (we dont want a doctor to drink beer, now do we?) ;)
Reply #14 from JoeUser Forums Top
Cedarbird:
And I think beer just smells NASTY. Gross, man. Just gross.
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I agree. I always wondered why people want to drink something infected by yeast. ;~D
Reply #15 from JoeUser Forums Top
but all the PC asshats still have to go.
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Again, I declare, stop getting rid of essential American industries! You want China to take over our computers, too? :P
Reply #16 from JoeUser Forums Top
but all the PC asshats still have to go.
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I thought he was just into MAC. ;~D
Reply #17 from JoeUser Forums Top
I thought he was just into MAC. ;~D
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Nah, his first executive order will be to outlaw Microsoft products and convert us all to Linux. :P
Reply #18 from JoeUser Forums Top
Do you eat bread? How about live bacteria in your yogurt? What about the mold in your bleu and gorgonzola cheese?
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Mmm, yeast and bacteria... not so keen on the mold though.
Reply #19 from JoeUser Forums Top
What about the mold in your bleu and gorgonzola cheese?
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I don't like cheese, either.
Reply #20 from JoeUser Forums Top
Do you eat bread? How about live bacteria in your yogurt? What about the mold in your bleu and gorgonzola cheese?
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Yup, but kill that infection first! :~D
Reply #21 from JoeUser Forums Top
I don't like cheese, either.
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YOu poor deprived soul. ;)
Reply #22 from JoeUser Forums Top
YOu poor deprived soul.
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I get that a lot.


You know what's really sad? I worked so very, very hard on my reasons for why I should be the president, and I get almost nothing. *sniff* nobody loves me...

But this one is so funny, I can't really blame people for reading it. :D
Reply #23 from JoeUser Forums Top

You know what's really sad? I worked so very, very hard on my reasons for why I should be the president, and I get almost nothing. *sniff* nobody loves me...
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People always ignore the best candidates, CB. Of course, while I'm kinda talking about you I'm mainly meaning myself. :)

Reply #24 from JoeUser Forums Top
People always ignore the best candidates, CB. Of course, while I'm kinda talking about you I'm mainly meaning myself.
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hahaha, ain't that the truth. :D
Reply #25 from JoeUser Forums Top
People always ignore the best candidates, CB
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Here here! Besides, with the lot we have to chose from this year, we got to find some way to laugh. ;)