Blazing British Bunny Burns Building

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OK, folks, in the words of Dave Barry, I swear I am not making this up.

Members of Devizes cricket club in Wiltshire, England were quite surprised when a rabbit burst out of a pile of rubbish they had been burning and bolted, aflame, into their equipment shed, lighting the shed on fire and destroying equipment worth 60,000 pounds ($110,000).

Firefighters arrived on the scene to extinguish the blaze and found the rabbit's skeleton inside the destroyed shed.

signing off,

Gideon MacLeish
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Reply #1 from JoeUser Forums Top
Bonanza bonfire, buddy. Bitchin', benevolent, bold blog....bye!

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Reply #3 from JoeUser Forums Top
That poor little bunny. 
Reply #4 from JoeUser Forums Top
I know. I did feel sorry for the bunny, but he did get his revenge...

...talk about going out in a blaze of glory.
Reply #5 from JoeUser Forums Top

I know. I did feel sorry for the bunny, but he did get his revenge...

...talk about going out in a blaze of glory.

ROFL....oh, that's bad....that is so bad....but SO good at the same time!!

Reply #6 from JoeUser Forums Top
You're right, just thinking about it makes me hot. I'm burning with rage. But oh well, hare today, gone tommorow.

In England a cute little bunny,
Cost cricket clubs great deals of money,
And made him a name,
As he went down in flame,
So we toast him....with sauce made of honey.

"Play the man Master Ridley, We shall this day, light such a candle, by God's grace, in England, as I trust shall never be put out"
-Hugh Latimer-
Reply #7 from JoeUser Forums Top
ROFL...I love it...

How 'bout this:

A rabbit who hadn't a name
Ran out of a brush pile aflame
Crashed into a shed
Is now charred and dead
and ruined the cricketeer's game.

sorry, I'm just not as good at this as you...lol
Reply #8 from JoeUser Forums Top
In haiku,

Rabbit runs burning,
Dies laughing at cricket club.
Don't f*$k with the hare.

"The popcorn you're eating has been pissed in, film at eleven"
Reply #9 from JoeUser Forums Top
Cricket club burns brush
Hare today, gone tomorrow
shed burns furiously

lol...like I said, I'm not as good as you at this.
Reply #10 from JoeUser Forums Top
Vorpal Bunny!!!
Reply #11 from JoeUser Forums Top
I once had a pet bunny named Cadbury. I'm really not good with pets.
Reply #12 from JoeUser Forums Top
I once had a pet bunny named Cadbury. I'm really not good with pets.


Cadbury hasn't been hanging around cricket clubs lately, has he? .