Commercial Break

Don't you hate it when you are watching a really good film on the tube and every 15 minutes some damn commercial interupts?

As much as we hate them though, they have a way of sticking in your brain. I often catch myself humming some meaningless tune at work, only to realize that it's the damn coca-cola jingle!

Here's a list of lines that have become famous and (some) hated through the years

1. "When you have a headache this big"
2. "Where's the biff?"
3. "How do you spell relief?"
4  "I've fallen...... and I can't get up!"
5. "Trix are for kids"
6. "Coocoo for cocopuffs"
7. "They're magically delicious"
8. "Mikey likes it"


Not to forget pokin' the fatass pilsberry dough-boy in the belly button..... "hmm-hmm!"

What are your favorites (or most hated)?
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Not to forget pokin' the fatass pilsberry dough-boy in the belly button..... "hmm-hmm!"


- I hate when that happens too but usually it's people poking me in the belly   
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I often catch myself humming some meaningless tune at work, only to realize that it's the damn coca-cola jingle!


Well aren't you glad you don't work with me, then. You see, I hate advertising with a passion, particularly TV ads, so you'd get zapped away with the remote the moment some whiny assed jingle came to your lips....and yeah, I always carry a remote specifically for such occasions.
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Just found a forum dedicated to just this topic
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I neglected to mention:

"I liked the product so much I bought the company" - Remington
"Ancient Chinese secret ehh!" - Calgon
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Remember this?

WWW Link
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You also neglected to mention:

"Where's the beef?" - Wendy's
"I'm not just the president, I'm a member." - Hair Club for Men
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There was a commercial for Shake-n-Bake - little kid says "And I helped!" - Argggg...
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"Consult your doctor if your erection continues longer than 4 hours" - Real nice to watch with kids in the room watching a sitcom with their Mom   

That and local news stations self promoting themselves incessantly. "Your News Leader" AGHHHH.     
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"Consult your doctor if your erection continues longer than 4 hours"


It's either that or head over to the neighbor's house.  
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Ive always hated the fast-talk at the end of some adverts, which usually ends with "some restrictions may apply"
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That and local news stations self promoting themselves incessantly. "Your News Leader"


or "The news team you can trust."

Like those other stations have newscasters that incessantly lie?
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"Consult your doctor if your erection continues longer than 4 hours"


It's either that or head over to the neighbor's house.


Besides how can someone who wears latex gloves and uses lube help with a problem like that. Oops never mind.  
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Besides how can someone who wears latex gloves and uses lube help with a problem like that. Oops never mind.


alriiiiighty then.. think I'll have that drink afterall   
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My bologna has a first name, it's O S C A R.....

Can you finish it?  
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My Bologna has a second name its..   
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It's Meyer.
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damnit.. i was gonna say Smith   
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{singing badly}"I am stuck on band-aid, cause band-aid stuck on me{/singing}

  
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"It's Slinky it's Slinky a wonderful, wonderful toy...."  
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I am stuck on band-aid, cause band-aid stuck on me


AAAARRRGGGHHH!
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I wish we had the BBC in the US. No commercials at all. Well I can dream.........  
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"Consult your doctor if your erection continues longer than 4 hours"


And say: "Hey, doc, I'm cured, at long last I'm cured...but still keep writing me those quarterly Viagra scripts!!!"
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old one


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