enough oppression? (Tales of Freedom)

enough oppression? (Tales of Freedom)

Guys, we definitively have enough of the evil ruling the galaxy; we have enough of oppression, humiliation and aggression. Here, now and today I ask you brave warriors to fight against the evil and free our children from the dark era we are facing now. We will bring evil civilizations to knee down and ask for forgiveness. Forgiveness for all the killings, tortures and slavery brought upon our galaxy during too many years of tears and suffer.



All of you good willing, or neutral leaning soldiers, warriors, captains and commanders, lets join together and build the TALES OF FREEDOM – empire and free our godness KIRA (on the empire’s photo….) , who is kept imprisoned by the evil although she has the mystic power to protect your souls during all coming combats. We must free her and only then we will live like free men again and forever.
PS: for our brave girls fighters we have as well the god AKON, hold in captivity and pretty handsome too….  

THIS IS YOUR CHANCE! FIGHT FOR YOUR FREEDOM! Unless you are willing to accept darkness, pain and torture,   because once it comes so far, and believe me it will, you will never have the opportunity again and your soul will already be empoisoned, hurt, tired and full of regret not having fought and even died fighting today!

You will say, that evil has too many bonuses and advantages from beginning on? I tell you we have the necessary defences to protect us from psyonic weapons and our people are willing to accept sacrifices from beginning, before ethics, to stop the spread of evil.

Ethics of good to neutral send an email to freekira4ever@hotmail.com with your character name for the invitation and GOOD FIGHT!


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We are always looking for new and interesting prey. Your people sound like they would be very sweet and tasty!

Sentient species taste better... Sentient species taste better...
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Good luck with your empire, Loups. Playing on good alignment would be interesting. I might consider eventually creating a good character for such a cause.  

We are always looking for new and interesting prey. Your people sound like they would be very sweet and tasty!


Mmmm! Kitties. They taste like chicken, right?   
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Hei guys, it's never too late! get your good caracter and join us!

PS: by doing so, please stop thinking about how tasty your camerades and your camerades' logos are and everything will be fine. It's already a good begining...hehe
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Mmmm! Kitties. They taste like chicken, right?   


"We know nothing of this 'chicken', but Kzinti flesh has a very strong and pungent taste. The weak among us are devoured by their litter-mates within a few moons of birthing. Only the swiftest and most ferocious of us survive to their first naming-day. Those not fit to survive will never live to perpetuate their inferior bloodlines. This is the natural law of the galaxy."

Good luck Loups!

Sentient species taste better... Sentient species taste better...



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Wow, my first Empire invite. I feel so privileged, I think I'm going to accept .

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Dear Macmatt, we are glad and welcome you to be part of our resistance against evil creatures within the galaxy. We have all identical alignments and are obviously organising ourselves...

It's certainly not easy to stop creatures like the Dregins with their psychotic behaviours or senseless Yor machines and other evils, but there is always a way to do so mainly through unity and alliance guys.

YEAH, LET'S GET OUR FREEDOM !

PS: playing neutral is quite interesting, especially on higher levels, so let's give evils a challenge...
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Ahhh more do gooders for Tyranny of Evil to wade through!! The fact you have come looking for support shows your weakness.

We will devour you along our path to galactic domination, a mere speed bump if you will!!

It is we at the Tyranny of Evil that hold your beloved Kira, she is but an amusement to me, she has been broken and pledged herself to evil!!!!!!!

*wipes the cat from my beard, and throws another kitten on the fire*



Seriously, good luck with the empire and i hope you do well!

Motti?????

You shall be tared and feathered for this insolence!!!!!





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Motti?????

You shall be tared and feathered for this insolence!!!!!





Tar and feathers? How thoughtful. How did you know I hadn't had breakfast yet?   



Tastes a little like oil slicked duck.

Have fun in your new empire, Macmatt!   
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Actually, could you invite my other character, His Neutralness; I don't want to abandon my own Empire just yet .

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Sure Senator, our lovely (not tasty!) secretaries are quickly sending the invitation to "His Neutralness". We also appreciated your other brave character...

NOW LET'S FIGHT FOR PEACE GUYS !

PS: tell us about you and invitations are on the way...meanwhile we are also trying to locate your souls in the darkness...

Neilo: please be polite with Kira and we know you do, 'cauze she has precious powers . Our guys are anyways highly motivated to free her, right guys?
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Sure Senator, our lovely (not tasty!) secretaries are quickly sending the invitation to "His Neutralness". We also appreciated your other brave character...

NOW LET'S FIGHT FOR PEACE GUYS !


Your un-natural ideas of peace and forgiveness will bring you nothing other than your bones bleaching in the high sun. Such insanity will lead to your extinction. Heed the words of one of our great philosophers and know that it is the way of things:

“The meaning of life is the hot blood of your prey on your tongue, the meat that rends beneath your teeth, the corpse of your enemy left in the sun for the carrion eaters to finish, your defeated foe grovelling in submission before you. That is what life is. We are the Kzinti, and we stronger, swifter, wiser, and more ferocious than any other race ever was or will be.”

(Thanks to Neil Gaiman and his book Anansi Boys, where I paraphrased this quote from his character Tiger.)

Sentient species taste better... Sentient species taste better...
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“The meaning of life is the hot blood of your prey on your tongue, the meat that rends beneath your teeth, the corpse of your enemy left in the sun for the carrion eaters to finish, your defeated foe grovelling in submission before you. That is what life is. We are the Kzinti, and we stronger, swifter, wiser, and more ferocious than any other race ever was or will be.”



Hmmm, interesting...it sounds somehow like a kitty behavior? This is by far not intimidating us, so shall we continue to fight fellaz

No honestly, that great philosopher had a pretty bad day when he wrote this down...

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here kitty kitty, i have a nice toy for you with catnip. stuffs catnip in neilos pockets.
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*takes catnip out of pocket, sniffs it and starts rolling on floor playing with string*

*soon realizes what is happening, replaces catnip back in pocket, but not b4 giving a generous amount to Kira, wow she has become quite amarous...think i'll go explore her precious powers......excuse me for a while*

Hahah i love this rivalry between empires!



/Bad Muther Fraker\


Purgatory is upon you. Redemption is forfeit. No-one will be saved. Your destruction is our dawn.

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THAT'S IT!!!!!

We of the Homsar Empire have had enough of your speech that makes sence! We will march across the galaxy, no, the Universe, and extinguish you and your pathetic logic, reason and comprehensible speech! This will be the last your hear from me, I have disgraced myself enogh with this....'not-messed-up talking' that you do. ALL HAIL GENERAL HOMSAR!!!!!

(sorry, just having a little fun.)   
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The Homsar Empire? General, everyone for himself is not gona work! (Jack, Lost-Episode 1). No, I'm joking of course, none is forced to join this or any other empire...

PS: I admit, this empire-business takes me plenty of time, so some senators would be quite handy...
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There is a plague that strechtes across the galaxy... it has infected the minds of the morally wrong, and twisted them beyond repair... it is evil...

The most prominent of these empires is the Tyrany of evil and the Kzinti empire!
Populated by filthy, disgusting, flea infested, mutated, unholy things that would appear in your worst nightmares!

May they rot in HELL!

Join the tales of freedom, where the clean, normal, SANE, and respected people reside in nice hotels that are Kzinti free, clean, normal, and have a statue of Kira outside the front door!

I'm sure evil hotels couldn't compare, with their, broken down doors and bugs all over the place, crooks and thugs everywhere, but strangly still have a statue of kira outside.......

Join the tales of freedom because... because...... well... it's just the morally correct thing to do!
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The mighty empire of "The Great Galactic Shoehorn" will squeeze you all into a size 9 1/2 (EE) penny loafer (colour to be determined)!

Thus has spoken Baron Syph The Unpredictable.

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Thanks to Neil Gaiman and his book Anansi Boys


If you liked that one, Patriarch, (and how could you not?) make sure you read his American Gods, too. Good Omens is another absolute must - that one had me in hysterics on the Metro at least once, drawing the sort of looks his characters usually get from the normals around them. The bit about the British motorcycle gang wanting to join the Four Horsemen, and the leader naming himself "Grievous Bodily Harm", made me snarf hot coffee and almost rupture myself.

My HCH character, The Corinthian, is modeled on the nightmare character from Gaiman's Sandman series, too.

Now, on to serious galactic business. So you cat and dog people (Loups is a wolf, right?) think you have what it takes to dominate the galaxy, do you? (Smirks and twirls mustache.) Evil asks for nothing, Loups, it just takes! Sometimes it just likes to let the good guys build themselves up first because it makes the fall more satisfying

Kzinti, you do well to dissociate yourself from these folk, but you're not exactly sharpening your claws on the Tree of Life, either. Join the Tyranny and be a Patriarch, or become Eater of Grass as Evil rises to dominance.

Oh, and your sister chrowls out of season

Just kidding, I can't resist taunting people who read the same books I do... I'll be watching your empires with interest.


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Join the tales of freedom, where the clean, normal, SANE, and respected people reside in nice hotels that are Kzinti free, clean, normal, and have a statue of Kira outside the front door!


….I whished it was like this for all of us. Yes, our hotels are nice, candy lovely with great elevator music, but should we forget about so many of us isolated from peace, living far away on dark planets ruled by evils? without even being able to find any appropriate books in libraries for their children on such planets…etc?


So you cat and dog people (Loups is a wolf, right?) think you have what it takes to …


Sure, “le loup” translated from french means wolf in english, but in our case the meaning goes more likely: “le gentil loup” …hehehe. It’s definitely not about me, let’s focus on our RESISTANCE people.

Our empire, ähm sorry our resistance, will not take your time off, but encourages you to take your swords and become a unity against …you know…and each time you fight do not forget to post your tales (metaverse).
The Kzinti and the Tyranny are by all means strong, so we have still a long way to go mates.

GOOD FIGHT TO ALL OF YOU


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....I'am back again, just forgott my banner one more time...  

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Thanks to Neil Gaiman and his book Anansi Boys


If you liked that one, Patriarch, (and how could you not?) make sure you read his American Gods, too. Good Omens is another absolute must - that one had me in hysterics on the Metro at least once, drawing the sort of looks his characters usually get from the normals around them. The bit about the British motorcycle gang wanting to join the Four Horsemen, and the leader naming himself "Grievous Bodily Harm", made me snarf hot coffee and almost rupture myself.

Kzinti, you do well to dissociate yourself from these folk, but you're not exactly sharpening your claws on the Tree of Life, either. Join the Tyranny and be a Patriarch, or become Eater of Grass as Evil rises to dominance.

Oh, and your sister chrowls out of season

Just kidding, I can't resist taunting people who read the same books I do... I'll be watching your empires with interest.


"MarshallOneil, our reports indicate that you make chrowl with your food animals! Perhaps they are the only creatures that you can assert your dominance over... We will enjoy feeding upon your people, and we will reserve a special hunt just for you. Should you prove entertaining prey, we will be sure to honor you with a quick and (mostly) painless death."

The Kzinti and Tyranny of Evil empires have been very close in the standings the last couple weeks. I've been watching with great interest.

American Gods is definitely the best of Gaiman's books that I've read, and one of my favorite fantasy books overall. I really cant say enough good things about it. Neverwhere and Stardust (curious to see how that movie turns out) were also quite good, and I did enjoy Good Omens, but I remembered it as a Terry Pratchet Book. I didnt really know Gaiman at that point....never read the Sandman series, but a lot of my friends have recommended it. I've read most of the Man-Kzin Wars books, and many other books about the Known Space universe as well.

Sentient species taste better... Sentient species taste better...
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During our rise, let's lie back a little and enjoy with all respect how empires of evilness are creating chaos and uncertainty among each other.

The time will come, when our swords will find no more ugly and putrid flesh to persecute, but planets will finally find freedom and happiness. So, masters of death lay down your swords and ask for forgiveness now! If you don’t, then prepare for death and suffer from your commited acts.

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Be warned! even though we are a resistance against evil and completely orientated to the rightious and good, we may just "forget" to give you rehabilitation after we've pushed your hordes of darkness back into the holes they came from!  

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Well, since we're a all going overboard.... IV'E CAPTURED A SPY! He was sent by the evil scum to steal our plans for the Terror Star! he's a Korx, by the way. What shoud we do with him? (holds knife to Korx's throat and grins.)