For Men's Safety
Be careful lips what you say
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I did not write this, but got it from a friend. Thought it was as short as you can get and as hilarious as it is short.
A woman, standing nude, looks in the bedroom mirror and says to
her husband, "I look horrible, I feel fat and ugly. Pay me a
compliment".
The husband replies, "Your eyesight's perfect".
He never heard the shot......
A woman, standing nude, looks in the bedroom mirror and says to
her husband, "I look horrible, I feel fat and ugly. Pay me a
compliment".
The husband replies, "Your eyesight's perfect".
He never heard the shot......
