Good list, mate.
Why is that the only people who can't smell a really pungent body odour is their owner? Oh, wait a minute, I just recalled a saying from years ago "A dog can't smell its own smell". I wonder if this applies to us as well?
Like you, larger ladies in small lady's clothes are just not attractive. My pet dislike is those who wear fishnet stockings that leave little bubbles of flesh poking out all over their legs. This is so NOT a good look.
We don't have old men in diesel trucks, we have soccer mums in large 4 wheel drives (SUV's). I think their mentaility is similar though. And there is no way these women will ever get that truck near to a dirt track or steep grade.
The more I hear about you, the more I like. I am not a fan of the phone. They are a necessary evil, as far as I'm concerned. I have a friend who I see regularly but who likes to call and 'chat', even though I've told him a number of times I don't like sitting on the phone for ages. I had a girlfriend once who could spend all night on the phone, if she didn't have to sleep. Like you, I would rather be sitting with the person, looking at them and enjoying their company.
Amazon, huh? We've used it a number of times but have never had a problem. Oh, well, maybe we've been lucky.