Buncha funny moments happened on current map I'm playing.. Difficulty is expert mode and i'm screwing around waiting for the AI to become strong. So i'm training buncha stuff and chilling.
So as I was stabbing stuff in battle, I noticed funny thing being said about summon spell for lightbringer.. I already summoned it on strategical map but if you mouse over it then that red underlined text will result. 

Around this time is when I managed to find the remains of Pariden who fought a great battle on turn 8 and lost. 
I almost didn't notice the single razed tile. I'm guessing it lost a fight against bandits. Well tbh i'm not sure what killed them.. there was lots of darklings, mites, and air elementals plus ogres and bandits.. there was alot of them patrolling there before i noticed the razed tile then screenshotted.

See those group of undeads?

One hundred turns later or so and they're still sitting there. Well it felt like 100 turns to me
not sure how long it was though.

What can I say? I love watching my Golems lumber across the battlefield and poke the enemy for very little damage lol. But the enemy monster army could only do 5 damage to me 

Very horrifying message. 

I think that happened because I killed everyone in the wildlands but seems like a random fire elemental left the wildlands and I haven't found it yet so instead of delin the pyre of man cuz its dead it warned me of a random dangerous fire elemental 
Earth Dragons doing an conga line to get at my Roland's Adventurer unit because it's the slowest unit in my army that you see in the screenshot lol.
It must've calculated it has best chances of survival if it can attack that unit unopposed and repeatedly because it's very slow lol
Too bad for them i didn't auto resolve this battle 

Then to top it all off.. Madame Dhana scared me for a moment after i saw purple text on battle odds screen.. And so I decided to take a closer look,,

They was sporting crap but somehow got an epic rating, I'm guessing it's all on the leader alone lol.
But she only had 94 hp while my footmen was just breaking 600 hp.