Guys these are just internet trolls.  You think internet trolls are bad?  Try trolls in real life, seriously.  I know because I recently tried golfing as a new hobby.

It's amazing how many trolls golf.  Why golf?  Maybe the appeal is competitive relaxation.  Plus trolling gives them an edge in the game, practical application. The last thing you want is to tense up and lose your nerve.

Now the funny thing is post college golfers aren't the problem because they're not very good at RL trolling but that doesn't stop them from numerous failed attempts.  Not up to par so to speak.  Now the older ones are silver tongued devils and they can golf very very well.

"Did you see that great swing?"

"Isn't it wonderful how one just can get away from it all with a nice game of golf?"

"Let's use this opportunity to catch up."

"So Jim, tell me how your mother is doing after that awful car accident, the one with the drunk driver."

"Oh looks like your up, I'll wait here and you can tell me your story after."