Having a bad day? This should bring a smile to your face.

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Like the rest of you I often receive lots of emails that friends pass on........I just had to share.

So funny......     

Subject: Fw: Thermometer

When you have an 'I Hate My Job day' [Even if you're retired, you sometimes have those days] Try this out:

Stop at your pharmacy and go to the thermometer section and purchase a rectal thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson.  Be very sure you get this brand.

When you get home, lock your doors, draw the curtains and disconnect the phone so you will not be disturbed.  Change into very comfortable clothing and sit in your favorite chair.  Open the package and remove the thermometer.

Now, carefully place it on a table or a surface so that it will not become chipped or broken.  Now the fun part begins. 

Take out the literature from the box and read it carefully.  You will notice that in small print there is this statement:

"Every Rectal Thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson is personally tested and then sanitized."    Now, close your eyes and repeat out loud five times,' I am so glad I do not work in the thermometer quality control department at Johnson & Johnson.'  

HAVE A NICE DAY; AND REMEMBER, THERE IS ALWAYS SOMEONE ELSE WITH A JOB THAT IS MORE OF A PAIN IN THE BUTT THAN YOURS! 

If you haven't got a smile on your face and laughter in your heart........maybe you should go and work for Johnson and Johnson!    

Enjoy life now - It has an expiration date!

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Reply #1 from WinCustomize Forums Top

Reply #2 from WinCustomize Forums Top

:rofl: 5* 5* Thanks

Elemental: Reforged
Reply #4 from WinCustomize Forums Top

Good one John. I wonder if they are taking applications. o_O

Reply #5 from WinCustomize Forums Top

"Every Rectal Thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson is personally tested and then sanitized."

Trying to find stats to see what percentage of them break during testing. :rofl:

Reply #6 from WinCustomize Forums Top

Funny how many pens seem to get misplaced at that factory. (old one).

I wonder if being an asshole is a job requirement or a criterion for advancement. Probably both.

Reply #7 from WinCustomize Forums Top

Quoting DaveBax, reply 5


Trying to find stats to see what percentage of them break during testing.
End of DaveBax's quote

 

o_O    That would be a pain in the glass...   O:)  

Reply #8 from WinCustomize Forums Top

Perhaps a mercurial pain? Still, probably enough to raise one's temperature. :-"

Reply #9 from WinCustomize Forums Top

Quoting DrJBHL, reply 8
Still, probably enough to raise one's temperature.
End of DrJBHL's quote

gauged in Fahrenhurt....or Celsiarse...?.   ^_^

Reply #10 from WinCustomize Forums Top

:rofl: :rofl: