This event would br the equivalent to the American Super Bowl
No, not even close.
They're suburbs apart [re: the old saying, "streets apart"]
I mean, you ain't gonna get Janet Jackson flopping out one her pups at an Aerial Ping Pong grand final, are ya?
And you're not gonna cram 200,000 screaming fans into the G, either.
Nor are 200,000,000 people gonna watch it on the tube over a 6 pack or 8.
The sound of clashing helmets and grills reverberating around the stadium as the two sides clash is also missing.
I suppose the only redeeming factor is that AFL players aren't hidden under a ton of pussy hardware to protect their GAYFL arses, and you can actually see who the f**k they are. I'll give 'em that, I suppose.
Anyhow, if Aerial Ping Pong floats yer boat and the Geelong Cats winning the GF flips yer wig, then congrats on the emphatic 38 point victory.
Now if you're looking for a REAL footy treat, pull the telly out to the BBQ area, hook it up to surround sound, crack open a case or three of yer fav amber nectar and tune into Channel 9 for the NRL Grand Final extravaganza from midday on tomorra.
Like your blokes, NRL players don't hide under... er, behind all that pussy gear and show they're made of much sterner stuff... because they REALLY tackle.
Pity the Melbourne Storm won't be there to kick Manly's... er, 'Womanly's' collective arse. In their absence, though, I sure hope the Warriors can out-thug 'Womanly' and pummel their cheating Northern Beaches arses into the ANZ Stadium turf.
GO THE WARRIORS!!!!!!!