Wait...I was in the military. I was a military intelligence specialist. Is this bad?
Well, if you never realized what all those time zone abbreviation meant, yes. Good thing you weren't a logistics officer...
*Orders*
Deliver these 57mm rounds to <Censored> army base in California by 09:00 EST.
Sniperium: Oh, its only a two hour drive away from here, I'll sleep in until 6 a.m.
*On a battlefield sometime later*
General: All units, fire at will! ... Why aren't we firing?