I'm wearing the original color associated with St. Patrick's Day, before it was changed to green.  Look it up.

Happy St. Patty's Day all!

As you slide down the banister of life, may the splinters never point in the wrong direction.

God invented whiskey to keep the Irish from ruling the world.

When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit no sin. When we commit no sin, we go to Heaven. So, let's all get drunk and go to heaven.

May your glass be ever full,
May the roof over your head be always strong,
And may you be in heaven
Half an hour before the devil knows you're dead.

Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar, and fat.

I wouldn’t be here if it wasn’t for my Mum. I know I've got Irish blood because I wake up everyday with a hangover.

For every wound, a balm.
For every sorrow, cheer.
For every storm, a calm.
For every thirst, a beer.

Work is the curse of the drinking class.

For each petal on the shamrock
This brings a wish your way-
Good health, good luck, and happiness
For today and every day.

Dance as if no one were watching,
Sing as if no one were listening,
And live every day as if it were your last.

Happy St. Patty's Day to one and all! 

Good chop, Syd! 

Real photo...not 'shopped...