Banned for resistance is futile. Or, at least about 100 kiloOhms.

BBaannnneedd iinn ttaannddeemm..

--TTwwii

Banned for stretching words.

banned for stretching the truth

Banned under the elastic clause.

Banned because what's necessary and proper isn't always flexible.

banned cause not when it's hard it isn't.

Banned because you really don't want to start talking about physics, rigidity, and phalli.

That's no fun, and phalli should be mostly about fun; otherwise modern womenfolk could decide that they can get by as a species with a tenth or less of us current testicle owners around.

banned for threatening

Banned for I'm staying withy my woman, even if the rest of my gender are wiped out and all hers survive.

banned for you can stay with your woman... and every other woman on Earth!

But seriously, who cares if women come to the decision they don't need men? Most of them do that every day and most of us spend a lot of time convincing them otherwise. Nothing would change.

Btw, heard the best pick-up line: Hey, you have fuckable lips.

Love it!

Banned for not realizing that I wasn't stretching words, I was writing two identical sentances in tandem...

-Twi

banned for correcting a man who is, duh, winning!

banned for d'uh

Banned... for D'ni!

banned for a MYSTery.

banned for static gaming

Banned because for dynamic gaming.

banned for loring

banned for boring

Banned for digicons.

banned for 13

Banned for not changing that to 14 for some reason or another.

banned for not being Scandinavian

Banned for why should it matter if I were or weren't?