"Curiosity killed the cat"

Lets not be that cat. Unless your a Kzinti, in which case, push that button and kill yourself!  just a joke...

There is no real point to this empire, in fact, the only thing I want my vassles... er... people to do, is have fun!  

This empire... er... rehabilitation unit, is here to provide help for those who have a disorder known as, cronic button pushing! In other words, you like to push buttons.

Some buttons are not a good thing to push, others are... we want to teach people to choose correctly. Like, see that biiiiggg, reeeedd, button with the safety seal over it, yeah that one... it's tempting isn't it? DON'T PUSH IT!!! See that friendly looking green, small, button over there? that one is a good button!

Even I, the great and holy emporer of this empire... er... rehab unit have committed the sinful act of saying "what does this button do" and then pushing it.  

But I have been forgiven! I have seeked out the great god of buttons, THE BIG RED ONE!
He has forgiven me, and will be willing to give all of you a second chance! (perhaps under a small fee...  )

So come forth, and beg forgiveness of your button pushing sins, and the big red button just may let you push him! (don't worry, our god button is a safe one, even though he is big and red, pushing him only erases your button push sin from history!)

Join here... and be forgiven!