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Caffeine Junkies! Start... Your... Addictions!!!

Mmmmm chocoliscious....

May 17, 2005 10:20:23 AM from JoeUser ForumsJoeUser Forums

     Hi, my name is Greywar and I'm a caffaholic. I thought that powering down Sobe No Fears mixed with cheap Vodka while simultaneously chewing guarana laced gum and freebasing instant coffee mix was rock bottom and when I was snorting lines of crushed caffinated mints off our medic's ass *sob* *sniff* I was sure I could sink no farther! The group sessions have helped a little and I am really grateful for the methadone mocha latte therapy at the free clinic but I have fallen off the wagon because of this!

Like Crack But Tasty!

    Mixed with the dark, silky, yet robust blend of Colangelo's Truckstop(TM) coffee this stuff could make Keith Richards swoon.

     Damn you Demon-chocolate! Damn you to Hell!

 

(God I need another hit... just one more to bring me down easy... please I'll do anything...)

 

 

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Reply #1 May 17, 2005 10:30:34 AM
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My caffinated brother. If you don't know this Web site you do now.

Link

Of all of their products this is my favorite. Oh what a rush!

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Reply #2 May 17, 2005 10:44:20 AM
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My caffinated brother. If you don't know this Web site you do now.

Link

Yes, blessed be the caffeine section of thinkgeek.

Greywar...at least you aren't chewing whole coffee beans yet......or needing a caffeine IV

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Reply #3 May 17, 2005 10:47:42 AM
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yet


You mean there is still hope Karma?
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Reply #4 May 17, 2005 10:53:07 AM
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Greywar...at least you aren't chewing whole coffee beans yet......or needing a caffeine IV



Chocolate covered coffee beans are my favorite snack!
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Reply #5 May 17, 2005 11:03:17 AM
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Here's my plan for the ultimate caffeine buzz:

(Please don't try this at home... if you have heart problems, don't even READ this)
1 pot coffee brewed extra strong with Water Joe (Caffinated water)
Let the coffee cook down for a while, getting rid of the unnecessary parts (i.e. most of the H20)
Use ultra-caffinated coffee as the liquid in an espresso machine.

I figure one shot of that espresso will be the equivalent to an entire pot of coffee. Two or three cups of this stuff and your heart will probably explode. >
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Reply #6 May 17, 2005 11:29:22 AM
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Two or three cups of this stuff and your heart will probably explode. >

Or your colon

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Reply #7 May 17, 2005 11:30:37 AM
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My caffinated brother. If you don't know this Web site you do now.


Yes, blessed be the caffeine section of thinkgeek.


How did I go through life not knowing about this place????? OMG......this is like.....caffiene nirvana!!!!!!!!!
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Reply #8 May 17, 2005 11:47:08 AM
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I prefer my caffeine Cold & Fizzy!! ;~D
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Reply #9 May 17, 2005 12:07:17 PM
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Hawaiian Beans
Milk
+ Large Bowl
--------------------
Breakfast.
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Reply #10 May 17, 2005 12:07:30 PM
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Hello, My name is Zero and I am a Coffee addict..

It all started when I was 6 years old and my mother gave me a sip of her coffee, from that point on I was hooked and from there it only got worse.. I tried them all, I had no fear of any coffee, from Decaf to double expresso, Iced, Hot, flavored, it didnt matter, if it was coffee I did everything I could to aquire it. I have even sunk as low as digging through my couch for loose change just to get enough money to satisfy my addiction..

I honestly can blame my mother, if she were more responsible she would not have corrupted me at such a young age...

I am on the road to recovery, taking it one day at a time, I have managed to reduce myself down to 1 twenty ounce cup per day that I slowly sip, sometimes making it last for over an hour as I relish each moment of the joy it brings me.
I am unsure if I can ever truly recover from what my mother has done to me, but only time will tell.

My name is Zero and I am a recovering Coffee Addict...
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Reply #11 May 17, 2005 12:39:50 PM
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I have even sunk as low as digging through my couch for loose change just to get enough money to satisfy my addiction..


Poor baby.

Try digging through your trashcan to find yesterday's grounds cuz you just realized you ran out.

350 for about 45 min on glass or teflon (not aluminum/aluminium)
gets 'em prepped pretty nice. Use less water. If already done once, then after perking - redry while coffee is cooling (resist the temptation), then reperk using cool coffee instead of water.
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Reply #12 May 17, 2005 12:45:30 PM
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My parents when they were first married would take the previous days coffee grounds and add one scoop of fresh coffee and run it again. I can't imagine being THAT poor
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Reply #13 May 17, 2005 3:35:55 PM
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I too am a slave to the black goodness that is coffee. I must have my 7 cups a day. Dark roast, brewed extra strong, add sugar, kind of a "coffee-syrup"
On Saturdays I drink double espresso over a game of chess.
SOmetimes go the local coffee shop and get a large dark roast with a triple shot of espresso. If that doesn't wire you nothing will.
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Reply #14 May 17, 2005 3:36:17 PM
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I too am a slave to the black goodness that is coffee. I must have my 7 cups a day. Dark roast, brewed extra strong, add sugar, kind of a "coffee-syrup"
On Saturdays I drink double espresso over a game of chess.
SOmetimes go the local coffee shop and get a large dark roast with a triple shot of espresso. If that doesn't wire you nothing will.
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Reply #15 May 17, 2005 5:14:46 PM
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ha! Dr. Pepper and dark chocolate are where I get my kicks......They don't pack as much of a kick........until you drink 12 or 13 at a time.
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Reply #16 May 17, 2005 5:41:17 PM
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mmm coffee!!!
I have found similar minds!!
I have become a slave to coffee since I was like 12?
yeah aorund 12,

as of now I love all coffee dark, aribica beans, roasted dark, and light light creme, mmmmmm

But mix that chocolate with my coffee it would be happiness!
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Reply #17 May 17, 2005 5:45:36 PM
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In high school, you used to drink Jolt which was considered high voltage then. I hardly ever drink anything with caffeine in it unless I get a rare headache. It always brings instant relief.

I can remember a line from Oscar Levant said during Prohibition days. I thought might be appropriate here:
"I envy people who drink (any addictive drink, my emphasis). At least they know what to blame everything on."

Happy Highs to you!
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Reply #18 May 17, 2005 6:25:58 PM
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Sleep is a poor substitute for caffeine.
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Reply #19 May 17, 2005 6:30:29 PM
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I must have my 7 cups a day.

i'm down to 7 or so.
18 yrs nite shift.
15-25 cups at work - then made a pot when i got home.
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Reply #20 May 17, 2005 8:23:03 PM
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You win.
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Reply #21 May 17, 2005 8:28:45 PM
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Coffee isn't coffee unless it dills your scissors
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Reply #22 May 17, 2005 8:29:58 PM
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Should be "dulls the scissors"
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Reply #23 May 17, 2005 8:41:19 PM
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Coffee Bliss!
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Reply #24 May 17, 2005 9:33:16 PM
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Where do i get that stuff in the pic?
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Reply #25 May 17, 2005 10:25:23 PM
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When I first started Archie work...[boss was Turkish] we had mostly Turkish, Greek and Italian [imigrant] clients.... so I got to know 'real' coffee.... eg the sort of stuff that [almost] doesn't pour.

Any 'shorter' and it'd blow away as dust if you sneezed...

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