Diplomacy 101: "Hand over your wallet and car keys or your kid gets it!"
Diplomacy 102: "As a gesture of good will, I would like to offer you 500 gilder for that piece of lint on your lapel."
Reply: " I find your offer ..... disappointing." "Well, ... okay then, how about this fireball up your ass!"
Diplomacy 103: Kraxis to my avatar - " I think our kids should marry." My avatar replies, "I think that would be a good idea." Kraxis, Ha,Ha ....
marry one of your kids, you pathetic snot-nosed, steaming pile of parrot droppings!"
Sigh.