I APOLOGIZE FOR WALL OF TEXT. IT'S 4:30 AM AND I AM VERY TALKATIVE.
I have a few things to say. One: max you suck, your name for the clan is retarded. Get a real name.
I sense the Demigod Community will have to name us.
I am all for the following:
Free Agents Garnering Superiority - FAGS
Listless Amalgamation of Malice and Ecstasy - LAME
Benefactors of Obliteration, Nullification, Eradication, and Ruin - BONER
...More to come.
Two: I will not be in a clan with a stupid name and that max gets to decide anything in.
Heeeey now... he decided to brow beat you guys to let me in for training, and I'm doing pretty well. Just ask me. I mean, I'm not nearly as good as you Exile, but I'm really trying to ask questions and heed advice to remember some of the stuff I forgot from the olden days.
Three: I would agree to be in a clan with most of those people, but not where max has any authority. I agree with shreddies, he can be the mascott
Now, I'm going to guess, just a shot in the dark, that I'm -not- one of these people. I'm not trying to be a drama queen or anything, but you can tell me skeddaddle out of your little clan dealy for now until I can prove I am worthy to genuflect unto you, good sir. Seriously, though. I'll play with anyone from any clan regardless - and usually it doesn't end up bring a problem. I'm willing to listen to advice, I actively ask for advice, and I know how to play well enough not to be a large liability. Sure, I may not know all the nuances like I know Max's mom's beautiful naked body, but I work on it. If this isn't about me, just ignore it. It's 4:30 am and I'm rolling on no sleep. Allow me to distract you from my drama-llama trolly-wolliness with some discordian quotes.
- When I die, I want to go peacefully in my sleep like my father did, not screaming in terror like his passengers.
- She wants a 'sensitive bad-boy' type, so I wrote her a beautiful poem about banging her sister.
- "So, you're saying I should never, ever have sex before marriage?" "That's right. Or angels will kill you. Goodnight."
(from discordianquotes.com - a collection from my old MUD)
--On with the show:
Four: No one gets to be tier one without beating me. Or me and shreddies in a 2v2. I couldn't care less what the other tiers do.
Call me a softshell, but one would think a better attitude would be to have that 'test' if you will... after you spend some time playing with people in lower 'tiers'(I dont understand this tiers thing at all. A clan should be a menagerie of equals to one another) analyzing their play style, conversing builds, sharing lesser-known-secrets, etc.
I've also failed with Mithrandar too. I think I just don't click with a certain age group.
We all know you prefer the postpubescent types. However, try to keep that shit off the internet. The FBI is watching. Or whatever the Canadian FBI is called. Aren't they called like... uhh... that guy with a gun who knows how to work a computer? 
Either way, this better end with some gay sex. Or pork sandwiches. That shit is delicious.
(p.s. For you Americans(possibly other countries, I don't know) -- even if you hate soda/mountain dew, go out and grab a mountain dew Typhoon. It's a new flavour, and it's like Steven Segal and Chuck Norris just ass-banged the sun and this amazing concoction spewed forth as celestial jism.)
THIS TOOK LIKE FOUR EDITS TO MAKE ANY SENSE. If it makes any sense. If it doesn't, suck my beefy deliciousness.